chapter 01
Moses still wasn't dead yet so he still kept on a proclaiming what the Lord of tyrannical terrorism randomly sold as law to the ignorant and tortured masses.
40 years, eleven months and a day had gone by in the wilderness, eating manna, sometimes drinking water. And being brutally murdered if they didn't like it.
By the way, it is impossible to feed 3 or 6 million people and all their livestock on manna. Even if it really was something found left by the morning dew.
Anyhow, Moses retold the often-repeated story about leaving Egypt in devastation and a pool of blood. And over the desert and then the lobby to murder for land.
Then He, the Lord, goes on about how hard things were for Him to rule 3 or 6 million people all on his own so he had to assign rulers for thousands, for hundreds, and tens. So that He would have the necessary control and discipline necessary to become the world's best murderers. For everyone knows no talent is greater than murder. If a genius like Albert Einstein or William Shakespeare meets an Israelite, or a Christian or Moslem soldier on a holy rampage, obviously genius is useless. The better murderer will survive. That's has been our law for far too long. Murder and the profit through it with plundering.
But we will go on. With the hope that we will be social animals soon.
Who knows. Maybe in the future murder will no longer be sacred. Maybe we will hold in high esteem some other trait.
Like intelligence or creative genius or something. Should any of it pop up.
Okay, Moses got to the part of retelling his retelling of how, except when a bunch had gone off to fight without official Lord blessing, their murder, genocide campaign had been a roaring success. He neglects to mention the early battle where he stood up on a hill and jerked off while many died from both sides.
Of the same thing.
They had so many sheep and foreign virgins that they could fuck all night long. The long wait was worth it. Especially if you had the tent of luxury. Surely they understood why the Lord made them wait 40 years.
"Why's that."
"'Cause he's the War Lord of War Lords and does as he pleases. It pleases him to make war slaves of us."
Then Moses bitched about how the people bitched when friends and neighbors were dropping off from hunger and thirst and how the Lord doesn't like to hear complaints and killed many more.
And he talked about spying the land out before putting the people to the sword.
And that the enemy was bigger and stronger but not to worry.
"We've got the swords and the numbers. We will kill anyone not a war slave to the Lord because the Lord only likes his war slaves and hates all the other creatures. Especially humans not descended from Noah 'cause their very existence, the existence of the universe, screams denial in the face of the Lord of War."
"You are a big ass mother fuckin' lie."
"My war murder slaves will cut you down."
In more modern times, of course, they preferred public burning. Priest from a different clan. The Lord loves burning fat.
And Moses told 'em why everyone had to die in the wilderness. No one but Caleb and Joshua were permitted to go.
And the descendants of the complainers.
"Don't you fuckin' ask for water. It is the Lord's will that you suffer and die."
So they agreed to do whatever the Lord said and were fuckin' happy they could murder women and rape their children and eat their cattle.
One world religion bowing down to one overlord. Kill all those that don’t like it.
It won’t work. Evolution will not allow it.
chapter 02
Okay. Still talk of the recent genocides, where from and to where.
They didn't try the descendents of Esau, for even if Jacob had been a thieving, back stabbing son of a bitch to his brother. He was his brother and blood is bloody well blood. And he had a kick ass military. Like the Catholics of a later time.
"You better not fight 'cause I, the Lord, won't let you have none of his land that he killed others to possess. Pay for your food and drink and don't fuck with nothing. You have always had manna."
Actually, the Edomites didn’t let them walk through. Just a minor contradiction and we aren’t keeping score to prove how wrong the scriptures are. Even if they were completely true they would still be wrong. Religion based on genocide. Come now. We are better than that.
They didn't cut down the Moabites 'cause they came from Lot. And Lot raped his own virgin daughters so his tribes were very sacred.
They had to murder all the Emim, a great and numerous people. Big as Anakites, the decedents of love affairs with the gods.
And Esau wiped 'em out. Well, his decedents.
Just a note for those who think the Israelites are the most vile murderers in history. They weren't, aren't. They were and still are mediocre. The world swims in the blood of mediocrity murdered by mediocrity.
After the warriors had all died off. Which happens after 40 years in the wilderness. Void of wood land.
The Zamzummim were also a great people wiped out by the War Lord. He did it as a favor for Esau. The Horites wiped out before. The Avvim who lived in the Gaza area. Also wiped out of history. Forever. The Caphtorim from Crete. Killed 'em all.
Then we, the Jocobites, took Sihon the Amorite into battle. And I scared the shit out of everyone under heaven. People trembled at the name of Jacob. Or Israel. Or religious blood cult systematic genocide machine. Or tax collectors.
So then we wanted to offer a peaceful invasion after our terror propaganda and the King said.
"Fuck off, you fuckin' murdering pricks."
So we got right pissed at them and killed 'em all. And took their land. They fought us at Jahaz and we killed them. All of them. When we take someone to war, they die. We kill 'em all. We are the killers. Our God is the one true God.
But we didn't kill the Ammonites. 'Cause they are our cousins.
chapter 03
We went up the road toward Basham, and King Og came out to meet us. And we killed 'em all. Every last mother fucking human, save the hottest little virgin girls. 60 towns. Total genocide. A great war.
Some towns with walls. Some without. We doomed them: every man, woman and child. We are the great killers.
We killed the kings and took all the land and its riches and killed everyone. We will kill more 'cause one thing, the only thing, we ever knew outside of thirsting in the wilderness, was kill, kill, kill, for the man in the big tent.
Fuckin' the virgins and killing their mothers. Cutting to pieces fathers and brothers. We are the mad killer apes and we love to kill. It's business number one and the Earth belongs to the killers the Lord chose to kill everyone else.
And they go on and on like they did with the sheep and goat rules. Saying everything 6 times so no one will read the brutal shit and come to the conclusion that we are a fuckin' brutal, still long way from civilized, animal. In many respects less advanced in evolution than many animals. Still way behind the crows.
But we are great killers. Working together to kill every living thing on the planet.
'Cause the Lord loves the smell of burnt death.
We are going over the river to kill some more. The Lord is God of genocide and he will kill until he has killed them all.
Moses pleads with his war Lord to let him cross the river into the promise land. The hill country. Lebanon.
"Fuck you, Moses. You hit the fuckin' rock when I said speak to it. Don't ever ask again, you thankless bastard. Run up the hill and see what you will never set foot on. And weep. Then get Joshua ready to share out the land for the chosen race. The 9 and a half tribes that are yet to get their promise land."
Just a note regarding the tone of Deuteronomy. Something new. The advent of 'we'.
chapter 04
Okay, Israel, take heed to the laws and rules. So you don't die. Do not add or take away any rules. You saw what I did to followers of Baal-peor. All dead, every one of the false god worshipers.
"I gave you laws and rules. You observe them faithfully. It will show others how wise you are with so many bloody laws. Perfect laws. Especially for tent tribes in the desert with great flocks and herds. The Lord your God there when you call. A great nation. So much teaching. Of laws."
"Don't ever forget. Teach your children to teach their children until they get space technology and bring sheep law to all the stars. I spoke to you out of a fire on the mountain. I gave you law. Hammered in stone to make it truth. The Lord told me what to tell you."
"Like no fuckin' your neighbor's sheep or eating his wives."
"Watch your step. Don't make sculptures. No animal, man or woman. No beast, no bird, no cockroach, no fish, no bug. Don't worship the sun, moon, anything in the heavens. The Lord took us out of Egypt, that iron blast furnace."
Which, by the way, makes your humble narrator think they might have taken some real nice swords when they left Egypt. There was no mention of iron before the genocide of the Midianites. This doesn’t mean there wasn’t iron in Egypt at the time the Israelites where said to have left there. Even if they never were there. Somewhere along the way, iron was added to our ancestors’ war weapons.
"Now the Lord was pissed off at me 'cause you people are stupid and said I can't come over the river. I must die on this side of the Jordan."
Fire. It was god. Did the speaking.
Vs. 15: - since you saw no shape when the Lord your God spoke to you at Horeb out of the fire - EQ
Vs. 24: For the Lord your God is a consuming fire, an impassioned God. EQ
Vs. 33: Has any people heard the voice of god speaking out of a fire, as you have, and survived? EQ
If you are bad, I'll drop heaven on your head. Utterly wipe you out. Maybe send a few of you around the planet. To some man made gods.
And if you change your mind and look for the Lord, you'll find him in the local bar. Obey him. Always obey all the laws and rules and he'll be nice to you.
Is anything as great as this. Has anyone else heard a voice coming out of a fire. And lived. With pestilence, terror and war we, me, you, us, are fuckin' awesome.
The Lord alone is God. There can only be one. And the Lord is it. You heard thunder and I told you what the Lord meant by it. You see his great fire. We worship fire and call it God.
The Lord alone is God. No one else is.
So Moses assigned 3 cities on each side of the Jordan for murderers. The nice ones.
Whatever. The establishing of a dictatorship over the slowly becoming conscious and very slowly intelligent mad killer primates. How to be, what to think and who to pay taxes to. Who and when to kill to secure mineral resources and land.
Moses goes on and on about their holy genocide march. A sermon of servitude for the ignorant masses.
chapter 05
vs. 4: Face to face the Lord spoke to you on the mountain out of the fire - EQ
Learn the rules I give you. Study them. So one day, someone will see it for what it is. Festering bile. History of a species, for this is a common story, that will believe anything if it has been beaten into it. And that species will do anything, including murdering and raping each other and wave banners to symbolize to themselves their relevance. Which is still a puzzle.
And Moses said. You were afraid of the fire. We burnt some people and I said there are no Gods but me. Or the Lord.
And God is possessed and will torture you, your children, their children and their children if you break my laws. Worship only me and I'll be nice a thousand generations.
Don't swear by no one but me. Keep the Sabbath.
Even your sons and daughters, sheep, oxen, asses, men and women slaves. 'Cause I brought you as slaves from Egypt. All have the day off on the Sabbath.
Or I kill 'em.
Be nice to your Mom and Dad. Do what they say. Don't do no unauthorized murder, don't do adultery. Steal nothing except for plunder, don't lie 'bout no one. Don't even wanna sex your neighbor, or their slaves or son.
I wrote this on a rock. We heard the voice in the fire. So obey or be consumed by fire.
Vs. 23: For what mortal ever heard the voice of the living God speak out of the fire, as we did, and lived? EQ
So you know that the Catholics weren't the first to burn people to maintain control. Wealth.
And you said you would rather obey whatever the law is rather than burn.
And the Lord liked that.
"Follow only me."
Deuteronomy makes it very clear that Fire is God. God is Fire. And in a very real way this is our truth. In all the old religions. And all new religions come from old religions. Always holy fire. Fire is how the universe, this universe and likely all the others started. Out of the fire of our sun was spit all the elements of our solar system. The earth was a big ball of fire about 5 billion years ago. A short way under the surface it is and will remain a ball of fire billions of years. If it wasn’t a mineral fire, we would not be. And we would be insignificant small-brained primates had we not taken control of fire, 5 or 8 hundred thousand years ago.
We come from fire and we live by fire and most all we have done is with the help of fire.
This, however, does not mean we need religion. What we need is knowledge and wisdom. And a creative curious mind burning with passion.
And we need to better master our God.
Fire.
chapter 06
These are the laws and rules what the Lord told me to tell you to live by. Remember. You are my slaves. And you must tell your children. Instill the fear of the Lord into them. So I don't have to kill them.
Obey Israel.
Vs. 15: - lest the anger of the Lord your God blaze forth against you and He wipe you off the face of the earth EQ
The Lord is our God. Did I say that before. Are you getting this. Obey or die. Teach your children. Chant my law. Scratch it into you forehead; write it on your arm. Write it on your house, your door, your gate.
I'm giving you land. Obey me. Swear only by my name. I said that too. Didn't I. Is anyone paying attention. You with your head down. Look up. If you don't obey me, I'll wipe you off the face of the Earth.
"Moses is an asshole."
"Who said that. Kill him and most of his relatives. Keep the virgin girls."
"Eat shit."
"We were slaves, you unruly bastards. We gained our power and will kill and make others slaves. Forever. For I am God."
Moses may have talked to fire, if you have sat by a campfire you may have been drawn into the fire with your thoughts.
But the truth be known. The fire did not speak in words. The fire consumed the wood and turned it into heat and light, ash and gas.
Anyone, and especially Moses, who claimed that they heard the voice of God tell them what to dictate to the masses, is a lying bastard. Anyone who teaches the words of those who wrote of the life of Moses as the laws of God.
Is also a lying bastard.
No matter how elegant his robe and how extravagant his hat.
chapter 07
vs. 2: you must doom them to destruction: grant them no terms and give them no quarter. EQ
The Lord God is going to rid your promised land of Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites. Seven nations much larger than you. If they were all the same they would have had 4 million soldiers. And a population between 10 and 30 million people.
Either not true or very scary.
You must kill 'em all. The numbers are crazy for 3 or 4 thousand years ago. In such a small place. But it is estimated that the European invasion of the Americas accounted for the genocide of 50 to 100 million Amerindians.
We are very capable of mass murder.
Anyway, not like the Amerindians where some survived, here in the holy land, kill them all. Doom them to destruction. Don't intermarry, giving sons or daughters, they'll tell them our God, Me, is a big fat lie. And you'll worship their gods and I'll wipe you out. So tear down their alters, their symbols. And burn everything.
Of all the people on the planet, I have chosen you. Not because you were any good, just 'cause I liked you. So I gave you into slavery for 430 years so that you could breed at the expensive of Egypt than I took you out to make an army of child murders.
If you obey, you will multiply. Bless your wombs, your soil, grains, vines, oils, pregnant cows and sheep. No one, no animal shall be sterile. None will be sick. The diseases we used on Egyptians, we'll use on all our enemies.
Destroy all people. Show no pity. Don't worship their Gods. I am your wonderful God, freeing you from the 431 contract one year early. I used my latest biological weapons and pyrotechnics. Years ahead of our enemies. I am a great and awesome God.
We won't kill 'em all at once or the sky will be filled with flies and vultures and the land covered in rotten flesh eating vermin. Disease will rage. So we'll kill 'em slowly.
We will terrorize them. Send them into panic. And wipe them out. Rub out their names from history. Burn their gods. The gold and silver must be held by our priests so you don't covet it.
We should mention, to avoid any animosity toward the Israelites, that this is not so unusual to make endless excuses for why it is a good thing to slaughter millions. Basically it comes down to, they ain’t us, their ways are evil, they must be wiped off the face of the planet.
And, we’ll be much better off once they are gone for we will have their wealth and their land.
The mad murdering thieving ape syndrome.
May the gods have mercy on us. And may we heal ourselves before they get here.
“But we are here.”
chapter 08
Obey and you will procreate like lemmings.
Remember the 40 years of torture in the desert. Forget the 400 as slaves. It was all a test to see if you would still obey after I killed everyone that didn't.
"Lord, God, you are one fucked up motherfucker. Raper."
"Who said that."
I made you hunger then gave you only manna. 40 years.
"Boring."
"Man don't live by bread alone."
The Lord can make a law that says Man lives by manna alone. But did your clothes wear out. Or your feet. I treat you like my own sons. Or like some one would. If they were raving mad.
For we are going to a new land with wheat and barley, vines, figs and pomegranates, olive trees and honey. Loads of food prepared by the ten million people that must die.
They got iron and copper mines. Eat and give thanks.
Follow my laws. Eat well, build fine houses, breed your wives and animals. Collect silver and gold.
But don't forget the torture you went through to become an army that is capable of slaughtering millions. I gave you water from a rock. Fed you manna.
I am the mighty God, you are merely my slaves. I have given Me great wealth.
Obey me or I'll kill you.
Let’s try a slightly different angle just for fun.
Let us say we are talking billions of years. That from the fire came mineral and from the mineral came water. Or after the rocks cooled, water was no longer vaporized. Eventually, not much more than half a billion years, there was life on the earth. And it was very simple and it was hard. Billions of years it was hard. 13 billion. More than 8 billion nothing more than hell fire. And in the last 600 million, say half billion, life, that’s us, started evolving. And it was still very hard but it was already a long way from hell fire. The earth was covered in plants and animals. A hot planet after the long ice age. And dinosaurs of great size ruled with no great minds. Not all were stupid, mind you, but it took a few more millions of years before any sings of the gods came about. And that time is now. The last million and a half years. And we are them. And if you understand that God, the one God, is fire, perhaps this is the story behind the story.
chapter 09
vs. 3: … none other than the Lord your God is crossing at your head, a devouring fire. EQ
Pay attention Israel, you are about to invade nations with greater numbers, bigger cocks and wider shoulders. But don't worry, you have the God fire. Devour your enemy. I your Lord God will destroy them.
Not because the chosen race is virtuous. More on account everyone else is most wicked. And God don't like wickedness and will kill everyone not in the bloody fire and thunder death cult. Nation after nation.
'Cause I like Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
So don't think you deserve my devotion, you stiffnecked defiant people. Remember and never forget that I was going to kill you all and I went into the mountain with no water or bread and only wine and a side of beef. Twenty egg laying chickens, 3 slave boys. And the Lord made tablets and the Lord said look, they already make an idol and worship it instead of the holy bloody alter which don't count as an idol on account we always have lots of burning fat.
Go down Moses, the stiffnecked people forget who took them out of Egypt. I will destroy them all. And blot Israel out of existence.
And I saw the Lord was right to be pissed and I smashed the holy tablets and went made some new ones and did another 40 days on the mountain.
And I pleaded with the Lord. And I saved Aaron from his wrath. I burnt the gold calf and made it into powder and threw it in the river. Last time I said drinking water. Maybe I mean the same thing.
And some of you did a battle I told you not to and died.
The second 40 days I was prostrate to the Lord. Don't kill them. They know not what the fuck Egypt was and you remember you said to Ab, Isaac and Jacob you'd make their descendents cover the universe, so if you kill 'em all then other people will say, look, the mighty Lord God of the Israelites took them out to the wilderness and let them all die.
"God is weird."
"God is the greatest and Israel will rule the universe. There can be only one chosen royal family."
Again, let us imagine the wilderness is everywhere but Earth. And here on Earth up until the last half billion years wasn’t anything more than wilderness. And let us say not Egypt, for they have had enough heat from this silly book. Let us say out of the bondage of ignorance. And set us on the path to become the gods. And should we take the opportunity to embrace the tree of knowledge and also the tree of life, the few hundred million years of evolving consciousness after a few billion of not being, is but a small price to pay to have all of the heavens opened up to us. Once again.
Maybe we will have to share some of it with other gods but they too will be us when they and we have become what we will become.
chapter 10
Moses goes on and on, knowing he's about to be dead and maybe people don't remember his rules.
"So the Lord told Me to make two tablets like the ones I broke and put them in a wood box so no one ever sees them. Call it the ark. Use acacia wood. Make two stones."
Has anyone seen the ark.
Part of the reason the Holy Scriptures is so big is everything is said over and over.
Moses talks about when he killed high priest Aaron on the mountain. Lord God killed him. Made his son, likely the son of Moses, the high priest.
The Lord put the Levites in charge of holy artifacts. They carried the ark, the jar of manna, gold and silver not idol religious stuff. To help in the worship and rituals. Levites were royal over all others. And used their position to accumulate wealth. Without owning land. Just palaces. With prison quarters.
I was up on the mountain 80 days and I convinced the Lord not to destroy you. And give you the land he had promised.
Do only what the Lord God demands. Love him. Serve him. Follow the laws for your own good. Everything belongs to God. The Earth. Everything on it. And above it. The all of all of it.
Vs. 14: Mark, the heavens to their uttermost reaches belong to the Lord your God, the earth and all that is on it! EQ
Though you are stubborn stupid people, God has chosen you. The Lord is your God of Gods and Lord of Lords. He is great and mighty. Awesome. He don't do favors or take bribes. He gives clothes to strangers and is nice to orphans and widows. We were slaves in Egypt.
Worship only God.
Seventy went to Egypt. We flourished and fucked up the Egyptians and robbed them of all they had; then we were made slaves and multiplied to a huge number of soldiers. Then we murdered all the first-born after we destroyed everything and then stole all that they had. As so we will be a many as stars in heaven.
We were a few primates that stood erect 150 or so million years ago. And we have come to the gate of the heavens after a long journey. We will not forget the God of fire. We will master our one true god. And we will no longer kill one another.
Evolution is the will of God. It makes us the Gods.
chapter 11
So love the Lord your God and do what I told you.
Remember how we killed every first-born of Egypt, all the animals and crops three times over. How when someone was bad the earth ate them. And their families. How so many of you were hacked down by the swords of the Levites. Or impaled. Or died of thirst and malnutrition. Disease from living in a tent city in a field of piss and shit.
I am great and have mighty killing methods. And I swore I'd get you some land. With milk and honey. Many slaves.
Not a land like Egypt where you gotta water the crops like a garden. But a land where water rains out of the sky.
I will give you rain if you obey me. I'll give you grass for your cattle. Don't serve other gods. Or the Lord will get very angry. And turn off the water.
Teach your children fear of me. Chant it. Keep your land.
If you follow the rules, I will scare away all nations. Everywhere you tread will be yours. From the wilderness, to Lebanon, to the Euphrates, to Mediterranean. No one will question your power. They will fear you and your God of genocide and fury.
Religion as military propaganda. How typical. How pathetic.
Lord save us from the Lord of the Lies.
Blessings if you obey. Curses if you don't. No other gods.
Stand on Mount Gerizim and bless. Curse at Mount Ebal. In the land of the Canaanites that we have doomed.
I gave you the land. It is their lot to be exterminated. We are the great exterminators. Obey my laws.
Very quantum. Like a computer. Either or. Up down. On off. It is the very basics of learning to judge. And it is too basic for the gods. To limited for a creative mind. Good only for slaves and computers.
When I was an ignorant ape, I thought and grunted like an ignorant ape.
But that is bloody history.
chapter 12
Laws and rules.
Destroy all religious things and sites.
Don't get any weird ideas from those wicked people who must die. Especially the evil children. We will set up places for you to worship and bring things. You will be happy to serve only Me.
You will be instructed what to pay in taxes and you will do it. Tithes, sacrifices, offerings. You will like it. Even your slaves will rejoice.
Follow all the rules. And eat as much as you like. Don't drink blood. Blood is poured on the ground if there ain't an alter nearby.
You don't ever must have to think. Just obey. Pay the Levites their dues. And sing.
I'm an Israelite. No need for a brain.
I've many cows. Got fields of grain.
Used to be a slave. Now we are not.
The land of others is what we now got.
Eat meat whenever you want. Slaughter anything the Lord gives you. Eat the meat but not the blood. The blood is life. And we don't eat or drink it. Spill it on the ground.
When the Lord your God hacks down the seven nations on your land be sure not to do what they used to do before we killed them all. Don't wonder how they worshiped other gods. Because they are abhorrent rituals. Even if they are basically the same as ours.
They burn their children as sacrifice.
That’s the God Molech, the fire cult from which Moses adapted his cult. Okay, maybe they came up with them independently. All religion started out as fire.
This burning of the first child in the Molech cult might have been true. It might have been symbolic, passing the child through the fire. There are still tribes with really fucked up rituals. Even the so-called civilized world is full of fucked up rituals.
Propagating a lie about a nation is often practiced before invasion of a land so that the invaders can believe that the children they are butchering are better off dead. And the land better off without its resources.
Our God’s better than your God
Our God is the Lord
Your god sucks
You call him Molech
We put you all to the sword.
But when you recon the Israelites murdered millions of women and children, it’s hard to see how they are any better than anyone else.
In fact. Your narrator will propose they ain’t. Just another bunch of mad killer apes with a holy book.
chapter 13
Keep my laws for ever. Never change. Evolution isn't real.
If someone claims to be a prophet or dream-diviner and he got any other ideas than what I have repeatedly tried to beat into your thick skulls. Don't listen. I am testing you. To see if you still love me.
Obey only your Lord God. Worship him only.
And kill the fuckers I use to test you. I freed you from Egypt. Kill him.
If your mother, brother, sister, father or friend says you should have a look at anything else to worship. Don't listen. Show no understanding and kill him.
Stone him to death. That way fear will rule all Israel and you won't dare do evil shit. Like watch TV.
You must police your neighbor and spy on your family. If someone mentions any amendment on my construct of reality, investigate, inquire, interrogate. Put everyone to the sword. Their cattle too. Doom it all.
Burn down the town as a holocaust to the Lord your God. Never to be rebuilt.
God, you are a megalomaniac asshole.
How about this for a variation on this mad mind dictatorship. Let’s say that the Lord your God, Him, Me, He: they are variations for the holy spirit in man. Man, as in human.
Are you ready for this jump. Listen to your instinct. This may seem like a bold leap and perhaps way off the mark. But the word instinct wasn’t a concept at the time. This will be clearer when we get on to Jesus Christ in the next testament.
There are those who say we have no need for instinct. We have law. We are civilized. But it is our law and civilization that tells us to murder, rape and plunder. The laws of war.
Instinct. It is real, as is evolution. And we must know and listen to both.
And like the book says: worship no other god.
In fact. Drop the concept of worship. Embrace your instinct for knowledge and comprehension.
Know and create.
For the sake of the gods.
chapter 14
Don't gash yourself if someone dies, or shave your head, like was the custom of you ancestors, because you are my people now and I won't have it.
Don't eat abhorrent things. Moses goes over what can be eaten like back before the manna years. To let the kids know. It’s all a repeat of a repeat.
So I'll take the opportunity to not talk about the rules and question the question: where would we be without all our random written rules of subordination to a fabricated lie.
Where we would be is, not believing the holiness of Kings, Queens, Corporations, Priests and all the other names for megalomaniac wealth hoarders.
And we would know that the third world is everywhere and it is time to decentralize and find other wealth. Forget gold and silver. Just ignore it.
Plant a tree. Believe that there are still no gods. We will become them. Life evolving. What matters and what has meaning is how we chose to perceive and explain it.
Moses, your Lord God was a mad fucker. Or a story of many mad fuckers. The somewhat tedious story illustrates the danger of militant enforcement of random rules. Rules must always be amended or abandoned. Each time we learn more, we must adapt our rules to fit our social evolution. The animal with the written language has found himself in a big universe. Frightening, true, but it helps not to ignore it.
Moses also repeats tax rules and feeding of Levites and whatnot. Feed the hungry. And be nice to other Israelites and sometimes even aliens.
Vs. 25: you may convert them into money. EQ
Not the aliens, crops and livestock. Referring to one of the ritual holidays. If you have to travel a long distance and carrying a cow is simply out of the question, carry a bag of money.
Vs. 26: and spend the money on anything you want – cattle, sheep, wine, or other intoxicant, or anything you may desire. And you shall feast there, in the presence of the Lord your God, and rejoice with your household. EQ
Translated, loosely: Lord your God = Fire. Go camping with the whole family, make a fire and have a party. Enjoy a bit of your time here in paradise.
Paradise refers to the planet Earth. For life creatures there is no place like it in this corner of the galaxy.
chapter 15
Moses explains rules and laws and I have to think of Wittgenstein. But I won't explain. I will mention only one other thought and get right back to the Lord God. And that is the point that, in our instinct is the lust to rip apart and destroy, torture, control and kill. Not so unlike other predators.
Except we know, or those who care to look into it, that we can chose at least some of our actions. We can decide what to believe. We can decide not to believe. We can decide not to kill one another.
And we can understand that language is a life form, like a parasite, that has grown through and with us. We feed the dependant life form with our knowledge and understanding. Our experiences and our communication. Around the real or symbolic campfire. We carry the DNA, the RNA, the genes that will adapt, and we will also adapt them, as will our machines.
We evolve on more than just a physical level. All this is happening. Our barbaric attempt at language and technology shapes the rules for survival. It changes what we are.
Meaning. Meaning is also in its infant state and must be nurtured, not hammered, if it is to survive and grow.
So if I repeatedly mention that your God is a lie, or better said, your laws, for God is Fire and follows the laws of physics, you will bear with me and not stone me.
And give me money or something to eat.
The Israelites dominate many nations.
Israel has many laws regarding slaves. We must put an end to slavery. And as long as there is a ruling class, there are slaves.
Moses tells about how to deal with your Hebrew slave. Six years, then freedom. Unless he don't wanna. He loves you. Moses don't say this time about if you get him a wife.
Anyhow, nail his ear to your door. He's yours if he don't go. Same with female slaves. And give them a sheep and bread when they are freed.
And remember, a slave does twice as much as a hired hand so buy new ones every six years. They're cheap anyway.
First born animals are the Lord's. No defects please. Sacrifice it and eat it in your settlement. Just don't eat the blood. Kill your television.
chapter 16
Now about the rules of the month of Abib. Slaughter the passover sheep or cow in the assigned holy place. The next seven days eat unleavened bread. Remember Egypt and the punishment the Lord God laid on them.
Do the ritual how and where the Lord your God says. Cook it and eat it.
Then count 7 weeks after the first cutting of the grain. Everyone. Wives, sons and daughters, slaves of both kinds, male and female. All shall rejoice. Because you were fuckin' slaves in Egypt.
After harvest, the feast of Booths for 7 day. Everyone. All classes of humans. 'Sept gentiles. God will bless you. So have only joy.
Three times a year you shall all party and enjoy one another. But don't come to these parties empty handed. Bring the required gifts.
Each tribe, every settlement, will have an authority figure to deal out justice. They don't take bribes. And are to be just.
Don't set up sacred posts or pillars. Cenotaphs. 'Cause the Lord your God hates that shit.
Vs. 20: Justice, justice shall you pursue, that you may thrive and occupy the land that the Lord your God is giving you. EQ
Now come, you stiffnecked Jews. Stop believing one race is above another. Stop your self-righteous arrogance. A new age has dawned. The morning light has revealed that we are all of one species and that our species is one among, and not above, many other species of animals that are sick and bloody fucking tired of your myopic hate.
There is no chosen race. Religion has become a vile disgrace.
So stop it.
God is Fire. For everyone. One true God. Fire does no chose. It burns.
chapter 17
No sacrificing an ox or sheep with any defects. The Lord your God hates that shit.
And again, we remind you, less you forget: don't fuckin' worship other gods, don't bow to the sun, the moon or anything in heaven. The heavens. Like stars and super novas. Black holes.
And if you find someone of you does such wickedness, take the bastard. Or cunt. And stone the bitch. The rat that sold the fucker out gets to throw the first stone. Then everyone can pelt the bugger till he's hamburger.
'Cause we gotta stay civilized at all cost. Even the life of the planet. Order and obedience over all. For ever.
If you can't decide if someone needs to get stoned, take it to the priest court. That's a Levite in case you don't remember. Like Moses' 2nd family. His first being, less we forget, since almost never mentioned. His father and grandfather, the Pharaoh. And his mom, the daughter of his dad and granddad. And everyone else in the castles and palaces where he grew up training in military tactics and pyrotechnics.
And yes, this is not a joke. No one jokes about fuckin' holy books and holy tyrants.
Or they get kilt.
And the reason for this never-ending killing, of course, has nothing to do with, well, anything. But obedience.
vs. 13: ... all the people will hear and be afraid and will not act presumptuously again. EQ
The tried and tested by nations around the planet. The grand logic of tyranny.
If you don't do what you are told. If you disobey or speak against the sacred laws of the rich rulers. The tyrants.
You will be put to death. Or something worse.
For ever. And still this system is being used to keep us from acting out. To obey the large corporations who tell us who to fear and hate, what weapons to buy, which people to shoot to protect other corporate interests.
And the Lord your God says: vs. 15: … you shall be free to set a king over yourself, one chosen by the Lord your God. EQ
Then there are the rules about who a King can be. Ironically, but I won't tell you of King David, the murder of 10’s of thousands, or King Solomon, with his 1000 prostitutes, maybe we should say sex slaves, he shall not have many horses or wives. Too much silver or gold. To excess.
Less his heart go astray.
Now if you are a preacher, preach about this.
Because this is one of the most real things Moses says. And it must have been a mistake or a mind terrorist stuck it in there, like the last line of Judges.
We call it the American dream now. Christian America being the second beast. The daughter company of the first beast, Jewish Israel. See it on MTV if you haven’t yet killed your TV. The fucker with the most silver, gold, bitches and slaves is always sold to us as a fuckin' King. Every bastard that gets the chance becomes a land stealing, gold and silver collector.
Because something is fuckin' not well with the myopic apes.
Any whore. The King is to read the holy scripture, at that time, this was near the end of it. The Torah. A book of war and genocide. Law. And he will obey every word. And kill anyone who doesn't.
This would all be very embarrassing to have to explain to an alien.
"Why do these dead soldiers carry this book of pointless vile war."
"It's a long story."
"Write it. I'll be back."
chapter 18
And Moses reminds everyone that the Levites live from taxes and offerings and have no land. Other than their town with the half of a kilometer of grazing land round about it. A cubit is about 468 mm. Depending on whose arm you use.
He lists off what people gotta bring. What part of the animal, grains, wine, oil, wool. Laws to obey forever.
And if a Levite goes anywhere, he is always to be treated as a Levite and gets his stuff and food.
And again, when you invade the land you get from Me, don't do whatever they did. No adapting your culture. Keep it simple. Don't burn your children like they do. No deals with augurs, soothsayers, diviners, sorcerers, witches, though the word hadn't been invented yet. Hamburger wasn't either.
But you should know that already.
Don't talk to the dead. Or spirits. Or ghosts. Talking to a dead person is a waste of time on account a dead person does not have the faculty of his senses. On account the person is dead meat. As for spirits and ghosts. You need to drink great quantities of spirits before you can commune with a ghost. And you won’t know what the hell they are on about in that condition.
Follow only Me.
The Lord your God will raise up a prophet, and I bet ya it'll be Josh. 'Cause you said you rather talk to a person than a blazing fire that might just consume you. And be dead.
And if a prophet comes along and says anything that contradicts my rules, laws and rituals, kill him. And if he says an oracle and it don't come true, well, he ain't mine. He's a fake. They weren't my words.
Asshole.
Vs. 18: I will raise up a prophet for them from among their own people. EQ
First of all, there is no such thing as a prophet. Usually it is a euphemism for murdering tyrant.
Now let’s get crazy for a few lines. We know that Moses is talking of Joshua for it has already been made clear, but if we want to stretch our imagination we could say, ‘Well, don’t he mean The Messiah.’
No, but we can make it mean that is we want to. And a crazy thing about ‘The Messiah’ is that anyone can take on the job. In fact, it would be a good idea for many to try it. Embrace the tree of knowledge and the tree of life and give it a go.
Tear down the temples of lies. That’s the job.
Awaken and know that heaven is here and now.
Forever.
chapter 19
When the Lord has cut down the nations what gotta be slaughtered because that's what He promised to Ab, Isaac and Jacob. And the rich ruling class will plunder the Earth.
Anyway, again we hear Moses go on about people who accidentally kill people when the ax flies off the handle. He gotta run for one of the harboring accidental murderers cities and hope no one gets him before he gets there.
And obey the laws of your Lord God. And we need 6 towns for people with faulty axes.
Or blood guilt can happen. Which is way up there on the things that most suck.
If someone murders someone for real. That's over wicked and time for getting stoned. Show no pity.
You need at least 2 witnesses to accuse and testify for proscription. Killing.
Okay, now pay attention class, this bit is important.
If you and your friend says that someone said Moses was a cunt and it turns out he didn't say nothing 'cause he can't even talk and never heard of Moses then the 2, you and your friend what said a crime which didn't happen and really it was just 'cause he sold more manna donuts than you, than you are going to get what you wanted him to get.
What must be the death penalty. To instill terror. Every time someone breaks the pattern of order. They must be made dead.
Show no pity. Life for life. Foot for foot. Gonad for Gonad.
chapter 20
Your enemies outnumber you but don't sweat it. You got the Lord your God who wanna kill all your enemies. So don't fear. Don't panic. The Lord's team always wins.
If you just built a house, or just paid for a wife and yet to be married, or you got vines full of grapes, or if you don't feel like fighting, then go home.
This is a new deal. Moses is getting soft. Maybe he knows his troops are greedy apes. Happy to murder, rape and plunder.
Now if we go a killin' in far away lands and you wanna have them as slaves you don't have to kill them, long as they are happy to be your slaves. If they wanna fight, kill all the men. You can take the rest. Plunder and take it all home.
But in the towns where you are taking the land. Kill every last mother fuckin' Hitite, Amorite, Canaanite, Perizzite, Hivite and Jabusite. They suck the most and I want them all dead. Don’t ask why, lest you die. Feel free to rape some children in front of their parents before you kill them all.
Don't destroy trees though. They haven’t worshipped false gods. Least ways, don’t destroy trees if they have fruit. Eat the fruit. You can destroy the other trees to build siegeworks. Until the cities are flattened.
“Who are these men of lust greed and glory. Rip off their masks and let’s see.” That’s from Super Tramp.
There are already many Messiahs. The ruling class is few. The end of their rule is due.
The only devil is doubt.
The only one God is Fire.
Anyone who hands you belief,
Is a motherfuckin’ liar.
chapter 21
If some kilt person is lying dead in the field, find out what the closest town is to the dead corpse nobody knows nothing about.
Go on down to the river with a fresh cow and break its neck. Say you didn't kill the dead corpse over the dead cow then everything is cool. Man.
Okay. Okay. There has been some talk about wasting bitches what are real fine. We came up with this: trim her hair, her nails, give her a new dress. Let her cry for her dad for a month. Never mind her 85 relatives. Fuck her and she's your wife. If she get fat or ugly just let her go free. Don't sell her. 'Cause you used her already. And she's a dirty used bitch.
And if a man got 2 wives, one's a sweetheart, the other an ugly bitch. And they get kids and the ugly bitch you, the man, don't like get's the first son. It ain't the son's fault and first born is first born and unless you are the father of all the Israelites and can steal your brother's birth right, then the first son gets the most.
'Cause we gotta have rules and that's one.
Now, you got a first son who don't do what his mom and dad tell him. And you don't like it. You goes and says, "He's a drunk and eats like a pig."
Then you can stone him to death. Which is a good thing 'cause everyone will hear and be terrorized into mute obedience. The aim of our dictatorship tyranny.
And if you impale someone on a big stick, do it in the morning and take him down before sunset. God don't like seeing that shit. Especially at night.
Who the fuck said this goddamn book was holy. Are you out of your fucking puny minds.
Morons.
chapter 22
If someone's ox or sheep has wandered off, you take it back. Or if it's from a long way away, keep it till someone comes and gets it.
Same thing applies to his ass. Or his clothes.
And if his ass or ox has fallen on the road, help it up.
If you find a bird’s nest, take the mother but not the chicks. Let them starve and it will go well for you.
And when you build a house make a parapet to protect you from blood guilt. As in, if someone falls off.
Don't plant corn in your vineyard. Don't plow with ox and ass together.
Put four tassels on your garments.
“Moses, you are on a roll.”
If a man don't like his wife no more and says she wasn't a virgin when he bought her then the parents have to present the sheet with her blood stain. From the wedding night.
A tip from your narrator: Girls, remember to marry on your menstrual period. A small bag of pig’s blood will do if you are not bleeding.
Then her parents can scream, "Look at this bloody sheet. He fucked our virgin daughter."
The man shall be flogged and pay 100 silver shekel fine. And he is never allowed to divorce her. Forever.
If a man fucks another woman. Both must die. To keep Israel pure.
If a virgin fucks a man and they aren't married, stone them to death. Even rape. Unless she screams. If he rapes her in the field she don't die. Only he die's, for rape is to be penalized as murder.
If a man is caught fucking a virgin, he must pay 50 shekels of silver to her father and he must take her as wife. And never get divorced.
Okay, Moses has lost it already. Or better said. The writers of the Holy Scriptures were serious assholes. And they were laughing their asses off as they wrote this shit.
And they were all women hating men.
Every last child raping one of them.
“We need a few more chapters of laws.”
“Oh, for fuck sake. Pour me another glass of wine and cut me loose some more cocaine.”
And so it was done.
chapter 23
No man shall marry his father's first wife to get stuff she got from him.
Vs. 3: No one misbegotten shall be admitted into the congregation of the Lord; none of his descendents, even in the tenth generation. EQ
“Well fuck you, Moses. You inbred bastard. Fuck you and your holier than the rest of us bunch of inbred self-righteous morons. I don’t wanna belong to your shameful genocide fire cult.”
“Sour grapes.”
“Eat me.”
Anyone with busted balls, cut off dick, ain't one of us. No bastard child, none of its decedents. No Ammonite or Moabite. Ammonites 'cause they didn't come give us water. Moabites ‘cause they hired Balaam to talk shit against us, what he didn't but we killed him anyway. The Lord your God loves only the chosen race. The rest can be slaves or die. Don't ever concern yourself for them. Let them rot.
It amazes me, your narrator, that still there are millions or even billions who hold Moses in high esteem. Please gods, help them.
Don't worry so much about hating Edomites on account they are from the line of Esau and he was the brother of Jacob. Holy Lord Israel. And even though Jacob robbed him of his birthright and the blessing of Issac, their dad, after 5,000 years they are certain to make peace. As in Israel will stop slaughtering those who love and regard their Earth paradise and live from the bounty of the land. As for Egyptians, after the third generation they are okay. We tortured and robbed them enough.
If you ejaculate at night in your tent, as in a wet dream or you just have to choke your chicken, you gotta leave camp. And wash yourself. And stay out of camp until nightfall. If you gotta spike, do it outside of camp, dig a hole outside camp and shit in the hole than cover the hole when you have had your shit.
The Lord gotta walk through your camp if he's gonna bless your next genocide on all the ‘ites’ we need to slaughter because they live on the land Lord God Almighty said we could have. With milk and honey.
If a slave wants to hide from his master 'cause master abuses and or rapes him. Keep him. If you don’t rape and abuse him he will likely be happy to be your slave. Especially if you explain to him that it is his lot because he wasn’t born into the right family.
Israelite women and men can't be cult prostitutes. If money is made selling the asses of humans for fuckin', that money can't be used to pay off a vow.
Don't take interest for loans to country men. But do it to foreigners you haven't dropped American patented cluster bombs onto.
If you make a vow, you gotta do it. If you don't, you don't.
You can eat a man's grape. Take a handful and eat 'em. Pinch off some grain. But don't get silly and start carting it off.
chapter 24
So a man gets himself a wife and after having sex with her don't really like her so he sends her away with divorce papers and she marries some other prick and after having sex with her he don't really like her so he sends her away with divorce papers and she marries some other old fucker and he up and dies, she can't go back to the first man. God won't have it.
“Keep it up, Moses. You’re doing great.”
“Thanks, but flattery won’t get you in to the Lord’s Club.”
“No, but I’ll have a hell of a good time mocking you in a few thousand years.”
If a man marries, he gets a year free from the military. To keep the woman happy.
If someone owes you money he can't pawn you anything he needs for his work.
If an Israelite kidnaps another Israelite, the kidnapper must die. There are plenty of non-Israelites to murder or kidnap and rape.
If anyone got a skin disease, then the priest gotta send you out of the camp, like they did to the sister-and-law and concubine of Moses. Miriam.
If you make a loan, you can't storm the person's house and take stuff. Some things can be taken then returned the same day.
Don't abuse poor laborers. If they work for you, pay them that day.
If someone got the death penalty they can't switch with a son or father or mom or sister. The criminal must die. Faulty humans must be taken out of the system.
You can't take a widow's clothes even if she is in debt to you.
If you miss a few grains of wheat or grapes, leave them for poor people. Leave a few olives on your trees.
'Cause you all were slaves in Egypt once.
chapter 25
So if two buggers have a problem with each other, they go to the law and the law decides which one gets flogged. Someone gotta get flogged. Maximum 40 lashes. The one that doesn’t get flogged, should it turn out that way, he stays to watch the flogging. Gloat.
“Flogging what.”
“Flogging flogging, you fuck.”
“Why only 40 flogs, Moses.”
“No one wants to dishonor nobody.”
“No, of course not. Don’t dishonor someone with 42 flogs.”
If two brothers live together and the one dies, the other one has to make a baby with the dead brother’s wife so she'll have a first son. It's the levir law. Fuck your dead brother's wife so his name will be carried on. We’ve had trouble with this before. God killed two brothers. Tamar almost got burnt after fucking her father-in-law. Harlot. Best just do as your told.
Now if he hasn’t read the Torah like the law says he must and don’t know the scary stories of not fucking your dead brother’s wife and the brother don't wanna do her up for any reason, she can go to the elders and scream her predicament. He can first declare he don't want her. She can pull off his sandal and spit in his face. 'Cause he don't help his brother make descendents so he will be called one with no sandals.
Now, if two men are beating the piss out of each other and the wife of the one grabs the other by the nuts and or penis, cut off her hand.
"Hey Mossass, that's a good one."
"Kill that smart ass."
“Religion is dead, mother murderer.”
Use honest weights and measures no matter with whom you deal. The Lord God don't like no bullshit.
Remember how Amalak cut down our stragglers as we crossed the desert. We fuckin' killed all of them. Wipe them out of all history. So remember not to forget that you aren't remembering Amalak.
chapter 26
And it was in the past that we were only 70 people and we thrived in Egypt, becoming filthy rich while the rest of the know world nearly starved to death and we robbed them blind. Then for some reason the next Pharaoh didn’t like us and made us slaves 430 years. And we multiplied to over 3 million with an army of 600,000 men. We were sick of being slaves. So we whipped their asses 'cause we got the Lord. And he said we'd murder, rape and plunder until we had our own land with rivers of milk and fields of honey.
And you will give 10% to the priest club.
There are several amendments to and how why where what is to be done with 10% of your yield. It is all a rerun of earlier books. Moses just wanted to hear him self dictate to the several million Israelites a little longer before he was hacked down up on the mountain by the next tyrannical dictator.
Moses, the writers of his never-ending story, figured no one would question the laws and rules if they were tedious enough. Brutal and impossible. Protected by the sword.
“Just say you got it.”
“Well, no, I didn’t quite understand the part about the raping of children. Can you run that by me again.”
“No, you haven’t been paying attention. Let me make it clear this way. With the one hand I hand out love and blessing and great wealth if you obey all my laws. With the other hand I smash your face in, rip your head off and fuck your throat if I suspect you have stepped over the line.”
And out of the ocean flew a fucking big badass lizard and ate Moses and all the Israelite army. And all the soon to be doomed children were saved.
“No. There was no fucking great lizard. The children, along with the adults will all be brutally murdered because I am Moses Lord God Almighty and will fucking well kill everyone I choose to kill.”
Amen.
chapter 27
When you get to the other side of the river, from where we've been camped on this side since Numbers. Listening to all the rules. How long till we can fight. You’ll have to listen to the big plan first because I can’t go with you. There will be enough time for murder, rape and plunder.
"First thing, when you get to the other side. Build a great monument, plaster it and write my teachings on it. Inscribe them. All."
“What. You have been preaching for 40 years. Even if we just do your last dictation it’ll be 25,000 words we have to chipped out.”
“Just do what I tell you.”
Build an alter of uncut stone and do up a big barbeque. And inscribe every word I tell you on the alter.
Hear, O Israel. Fuckin' obey me.
Go up the Mount Ebal with six priests and give a curse on the land. Scream so all Israel can hear you.
So here's the curse high lights for this chapter:
Cursed be anyone who:
makes a sculptured or molten image, horned alter for fire and blood rituals not included, amen
insults his dad or mom, amen
moves a land mark, wiping out many nations not included, amen
cons someone, religious text not included, amen
fucks his dad's wife, amen
fucks an animal, amen
fucks his sister, amen
Abraham be cursed by the Egyptian inbred bastard, Moses.
Vs. 22: Cursed be he who lies with his sister, whether daughter of his father or of his mother. EQ
To be fair to old Ab, he likely didn’t have any children with Sarah. He had her whored out to a really rich king, Abi what’s his name. And the Lord came and told Sarah, “Next year we will come back to see the kid.”
“Well fuck me.”
But we digress.
fucks his mother-in-law, amen
murders someone, hang on, is genocide not murder, amen
takes a bribe, amen
payment for murder, hang on, is plunder not payment, amen
don't listen to the laws of Moses.
And all the people. 3 or 6 million. Said. Screamed in unison:
A, fuckin' men. Moses. Lord of Fire. Voice of Babylon.
chapter 28
Now, like I said, if you are smart, you will obey all of my laws. You will be the most high nation on the planet.
Blessed is every city, country, womb, soil, cow, sheep, basket, bowl, comings, goings. The Lord will cut down your enemy.
He'll bless your enemies by killing them quickly.
'Cause you are the holy people. Everyone else will fear you. You gonna have good wombs and cattle and rain.
You will be the head, not the tail.
Now that is if you obey. Worship your one true god. Me.
If you don't.
Cursed shall be your cities, country, baskets, bowls, well then, let’s just say the stuff we just blessed.
And on top of that cursedness, the Lord will let loose calamity, panic and frustration in everything you do. Wipe you out. Bring pestilence to your land, everything on it and you. Consumption, fever, inflammation, burning heat, drought. A sky of copper. Earth of iron. Dust in place of rain.
You shall become a horror to all. Your carcasses being eaten by wild birds and beasts.
I'll give you hemorrhoids, boils, scabs and itch. Chronic. Madness, blindness and depression. You will not prosper and be constantly abused and robbed.
You buy a wife, someone else fuck her. Build a house, someone else live in it. Your grain, grapes, cattle. You lose it to someone else. Someone take your ass from under your ass. Flocks flock off. Sons and daughters delivered to other people.
Abused and down trodden. On and on he goes cursing up a fuckin’ storm.
You who don’t obey My words suck and will suffer for not obeying.
You will be wiped out. Hungry, thirsty, naked destitute.
A nation, what speaks a different language, will fly down like an eagle, A ruthless nation. No regard. No mercy. It will devour all like you devour your enemy. You have no grain, wine, oil or baked cows. Flocks won't lay eggs. Your town walls will fall.
You will eat your children.
A mother will eat her baby and the afterbirth in secret so she don’t have to share.
The Lord will send plagues. Like in Egypt. Patent numbers can be seen in manifest of ‘Secret Weapons of the War of the World’.
And if you think your narrator is going around in circles, half of the details have been taken out. The Torah is a tedious set of rules for desert tent dwellers with cattle, herds and flocks. Slaves. And genocide highlights. Moses leaves nothing out thus making it easy to say afterwards:
“Look, what a prophet he was. He got so many things right.”
“If there is only ever war than history will go on repeating itself. Any asshole can figure out what is going to happen by looking at what is happening.”
“You better obey.”
And the Lord will invent new diseases and plagues to bring against you that we didn't get down in this book. Patents pending.
Mostly because with war taking all resources, there was no one taking time out to learn anything about caring for life’s ailments. God 's wrath, they called it. Some still do. Never mind cures. Or based on reality preventions. Condoms. God forbid we take from the tree of knowledge.
The Lord will enjoy making you suffer and die.
Scatter you around. No peace. No rest. Always in terror. Constant dread. You will try to sell yourselves as slaves and no one will buy you.
This is the deal.
If you do not obey Me.
chapter 29
You aren't getting this, are you. Hear Me, oh you slaves of Babylon.
I brought you through the wilderness. 40 years. You got no bread to eat, no wine or brandy. So you know I am your God.
We've taken the land where we now sit and listen to my speeches. So obey what I say.
All of Israel, leaders, tribes, wives, children, slaves, tradesmen, farmers, herders. And God had given you the land he promised. I make this law for you and your descendants.
You have been in Egypt and other lands and have seen the horrible things they do. Maybe you think it ain't so horrible to do some things, like worship other gods. Do as you please.
You can not do as you please. No one is immune to My Laws.
I will kill you if you don't obey My Laws. We are your overlords for ever.
I will rain down sulfur from the sky like on Sodom and Gomorrah, Admah and Zoboiim. The Lord sent fire over them. Wrath. 'Cause they didn't obey my laws. And brought all the curses written here. Over and over.
And tell your children, if they are suffering wrath, it was likely his great grand father's grandfather that pissed me off.
The Laws of Moses apply to everyone forever. The mighty totalitarian mad father authority dictator game. Believe it till it becomes your reality.
Rule with fear. Terror laws of the voice of Moses, the rod of punishment, the slavery of all to the Babylon ruling class club of kings and their war prostitutes, the priests.
Oh, children of paradise. Awaken from this horror story and turn around.
Moses was a bad dream. A passing black hole in our consciousness. The brink we had to traverse.
Look to the gods. They are waiting to become through us.
Let it be.
chapter 30
Listen up.
If you have gone astray then decide to wander back, the Lord will bless you again in all you do and undertake. After enough have been sacrificed, I will gather you together again and we'll walk right back into the promise land. You will become great again shortly after the great war nearly wipes you out.
So love your God. Cursed be your enemy. You will obey me. I will make you prosperous. Your wombs, cattle, soil.
Surely, you get the fuckin' picture already. It ain't like a mystery you gotta find over the sea or out in space.
Simply. Follow my law: Life and prosperity. Don't follow. Death and adversity.
Obey. Thrive and increase.
Don't obey. Serve other gods. Perish.
Vs. 19: I call heaven and earth to witness against you this day: I have put before you life and death, blessing and curse. Choose life ... EQ
Obey and you get what I promised Ab, Isaac and Jacob.
World domination.
And here, we must admit that Babylon, the voice of Moses, wasn’t too far off. That is, if you believe the hype. If you don’t know that the Federal Reserve Bank is mostly illusion. What we have is an organized crime family. The ruling class. A never-ending war song.
“And do we say that it was the Levies sacrificing other clans to finally bring the Israelite to the promise land.”
“No. They won’t like that.”
Enough with holy wars of murder, rape and plunder.
chapter 31
We almost got the last of megalomaniac Moses. A few thousand years of The Babylon Club. Not long compared to eternity. And perhaps, as they say, a necessary evil. To help land us back in a new universe.
"God said I couldn't come with you people 'cause I got pissed off once and hit a rock with my rod. Don't worry though. God will go ahead of you to prepare for the slaughters. Joshua will be your military monarch. And the Lord will wipe out the Canaanites like he did the Amorites. Be strong. Never fear. Obey. God won't forsake you."
After Moses addressed the Israelites, the last 30 chapters, last 40 years, last several thousand, he tells Joshua the same thing. And he wrote it down and handed out copies of the first version of the Torah. Though it hadn't been yet written in real reality. Moses didn’t write anything. In real reality there was more than one author sitting in the castles, writing for the book. For the people of the book. You can see the style changes. But no matter. It's horror fantasy and could be seen as the first attempt at making a framework, or a foundation, of meaning where before there was little written meaning. In a way, it was a noble attempt. A brutal but realistic start for written language. A virus in many ways but the words and meanings were kept safe from a thousand wars and can now be read by all who can read. The virus can be filtered out of our language.
Moses didn't know about the possibility of the evolution of human language and thinking. He didn’t know what instinct was. He knew soldiers must obey. Like they still do. The grab all you can get game requires soldiers. Just ask any nation that no longer exists because their soldiers were too few or not well equipped.
So Moses made it law that all Israel get together and read the laws every 7 years.
Vs. 10: Every seventh year… 11: … you shall read the Teachings aloud in the presence of all Israel. EQ
What, of course, is completely impossible. Or nearly completely impossible. It would be virtually possible.
In fact, let's set it up. All Jews, Christians and Moslems read the book that was the foundation of western religions and customs. Here for your convenience on the world wide web. Free, from your friends at antikult.org, and barbaralba.de to read online. Download. Make copies and give them to friends. Feel free to print a few copies and read the story of Moses in universities and cafés.
Everybody in the western world should read this. Not for blessings. For knowing your heritage. And everyone who claims to be Jewish, Christian or Moslem.
Must.
They, you, we, must understand what our ancestors were about. It is brutal beyond what a child could imagine. But it is about us and we are too dangerous to be ignorant. Ignorance is a tool of war.
Moses gave other reasons why it is law to read the Torah every seven years, but it doesn't matter. If you have read this far for the first time. Read it again. Know what you believe. So that you will no more believe.
God told Moses to write a poem so people don't forget they are soldiers. Sit around and get fat. 'Cause, like we know, the Israelites are a stiffnecked and defiant people. And with Moses out of the way, they were certain to run amok. Turn right wicked and get every kind of misfortune and evil thrown at them.
chapter 32
"Okay, I got a poem, listen up.
Everything I said and say is your law
'Cause I am the voice of the Lord your God
A real bitchin' God like no other.
You lying, cheating, perverts don't deserve
Dull and stupid fools who speak like frogs.
God made Jacob a lying son of a bitch
That's the sort he calls his own.
Peasants that will do all to make the grade
He took the empty shell and made it full
Changed his name to Israel,
The promise land had been prepaid.
And that's it for the poem. It is more redundancy. People get lazy from the fat of the land, forget their fear of God. Sacrifice to demons, no-gods. Shit with no track record. Like in any land. And that ain't good. Gentiles in general are a real bad lot.
And shit about famine, plague, pestilence, killer beasts, venomous sand creatures. The sword and terror.
'Round 'n' round between look what happened or will happen if you don't obey my laws. Bringing in the destroyed cities of the Amorites, Sodom, Gomorrah: those last two being before Moses.
Anywhore, what he's trying to say, and though he is a bald face liar and not even a good one, millions think they believe Moses when he says:
"Look and see that I am He.”
No other gods but Me. I deal death and life. I live forever. Flashing blade. Judgment. Vengeance.
Those who reject Me will make my arrows, now we use bullets and bombs, drunk with their blood. My sword devours flesh.
Blood of the slain and captive from those long-haired enemy chiefs.
He didn't know about the Americas back then. He could have meant any other land near by. In the Americas they had never heard talk of the God of Jacob. Ab and Isaac. Didn't know that there was a god that wanted them all dead. Because they were Gentiles.
They, those savages in far away lands. Gentiles, the lot of them. Were made by God just so the Israelites could kill 'em all. Or use as slaves.
So Moses told them once again to hate all forever. And always follow the laws of the Lord your God.
Bitch.
Anyfish. Moses was to have a look over the Jordan from Mount Nebo. So he could have a look before he died. At the promise land.
chapter 33
Okay. He's almost dead, he got one more little poem.
Moses tell us the Lord came from Sinai. SinAI. A first run Artificial Intelligence Law program. Version 0.1. And in case you missed the roots of this religion. Lightening. And thunder. And most important to all religions: fire. All of them are elements. Making the foundation of this bloody religion quite pagan. Which worked for us before the advent of agriculture and wealth. The invention of the concept of material wealth. Our new religion. And it was worth killing many to get all that was to get. Seen myopically. As it still is our way. Though not much longer. Money walks hand in hand with murder.
Anycunt. Moses wants to bless the 12 tribes. He does it a little prettier than Jacob did.
Nothing new. Moses is fading fast. Drank his hemlock.
So he blesses the 12 tribes and reminds them one last time, well maybe 4th last, that God will be popping in and out from the sky to save the day by destroying enemies of Jacob's family.
Oh happy Israel. None are like you. With the Lord as your shield, sword of victory. Your enemies will cringe before you and you'll walk on their backs.
Rambling war babble.
chapter 34
So up the mountain Moses goes with Joshua and the new Lord says.
"Look, man. That's the promised land of Ab, Isaac and Jacob. You can look but you die here in the next 34 minutes."
So Moses had a good look and died and the next Lord buried him and didn't make a monument. So no one knows where his dead corpse is at. Like it is with most real and fictitious characters.
Everyone in the family, some 3 or 6 million, cried 30 days. A few didn’t.
And Joshua got to have the wisdom spirit. Moses had touched him in a special way. He bleed on him when Joshua jabbed a sword through the back of his neck. An honorable death.
So the Israelites took Joshua to be their boss.
And thank fuck, even Jesus Christ, maybe Mohammad and Buddha.
vs. 10: "Never again did there arise in Israel a prophet like Moses - ... 12 ... great might and awesome power that Moses displayed before all Israel. EQ
And that's the end of the Torah, the Israelite book of ancestors, incest, brother murders, genocide, slavery, fire worship, dictatorship, tyranny and the rest of the vile things we are still so fuckin' proud of.
May the best killers win.
That was then.
Now we no longer believe.
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