chapter 01

Jacob came with 69 descendants to Egypt. Joseph came to the end of his life, as did all of his brothers. But the children of their children kept interbreeding until the land was filled with Israelites.

The Pharaoh who was a great friend and admirer of Joseph and his family of Landlords died too and a new king took over who didn't know Joseph.

"Look, there are too many Israelites. Why do they have great wealth and the Egyptians not. They are the cause of our troubles. The sheep herding Hebrews out number us. They are such a great number that they may decide to join our enemies to fight us. We must keep them down."

Forshadowing.

A militant task force was put in place to oppress the children of Jacob with forced labor. The Israelites were declared slaves and they were forced to build store cites for Pharaoh Pithom and Raameses. But still, they increased the more. And Egyptians came to dread them.

Making bricks, working in the fields and pumping out babies like they were preparing to build a large army.

The king of Egypt told the Hebrew midwives, Shiphrah and Puah, "Kill the new born boys. You can let the girls live but we must cut down the number of potential soldiers."

They midwives didn't listen to the Pharaoh for they feared the God of Abraham. Or maybe they didn’t like killing babies.

So the Pharaoh came back later and asked why they hadn’t done as they were told.

They said the Hebrew women were not like the Egyptian women; the Hebrew women just dropped the babies out in the field.

The multiplying continued out of control.

The Pharaoh proclaimed:

"Throw the fuckin' baby Hebrew boys in the fuckin' Nile."


chapter 02

The story goes that a Levite married a Levite and had a son. After hiding the boy for three months, they made a basket watertight and set it in the reeds of the Nile with the crocodiles. His sister watched to see what happened to the baby.

The daughter of Pharaoh just happened along and ordered her slave to get the baby for her. She sent her slave to get a Hebrew to nurse it. When the baby was done breastfeeding, the Pharaoh's daughter, Anna Bell, made him her son and called him, vs. 10: Moses, explaining, "I drew him out of the water." EQ.

For those who do not understand fairy tale euphemisms, this is a classic. It is a classic euphemism for rape and or incest. For any kind of a bastard child. In all likeliness, Moses was vs. 19: “An Egyptian.” EQ.

The reason the Pharaoh’s daughter took an interest in this one particular boy that was supposedly floating around with all the other drowning Hebrew boys among the crocodiles is that the child was her child. And for those who find this too wild, learn a little about the nature of the kings of our history. Her father, the Pharaoh, was the father and grandfather of Moses. And when the reader understands this, the story of Moses makes much more sense. Where as Lot was happy to say he was drunk so it was okay to rape his children, the Pharaoh had a family image to protect. He could not and would not recognize Moses as his son-grandson.


When Moses became a man, he decided to take a walk outside the palace and see what was happening in that land. He saw the Hebrews slaving. He saw an opportunity. Seeing an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, he spun around looking for witnesses, or lack of them. And killed the man. To show whose side he would like to be on. Next day it was all over town and the Pharaoh, his father-grandfather, wanted to kill the bastard Moses. So Moses fucked off to Midian. Sat beside a well. And waited for an opportunity.

Seven daughters of the Priest of Midian showed up to water their flock. Some tough guy shepherds told them to be gone and Moses said no he was with them and would help them water their flock. Back home, the priest, Reuel, was surprised that the girls had watered the flock so fast and learning the reason wanted to break bread with Moses. Moses said yes. Why do you think I am here. Reuel gave Moses his daughter Zipporah, the oldest and past overdue for breeding. They had a son, he named it, vs. 22: Gershom, for he said, "I have been a stranger in a foreign land." EQ.

Vs. 23: A long time after that, the King of Egypt died. EQ.

The slaves had it bad. The Israelites were moaning so much it woke God from his 400 year nap. He looked down and saw them.

Vs. 24: God heard their moaning, and God remembered His covenant with Abraham and Isaac and Jacob. 25. God looked upon the Israelites, and God took notice of them. EQ.


chapter 03

Moses was wandering around with Jethro’s, his father-in-law’s, Sheep, drinking Newfy Screetch Whisky in the hot sun and saw a bright red bush and was amazed. It seemed to be on fire. He started making God proclamations similar to those of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, or any other megalomaniac.

His long lost Lord was on the other side of the bush, or at least an Angel of the Lord.

Vs. 4: When the Lord saw that he had turned aside to look, God called to him out of the bush: “Moses! Moses!” He answered, “Here I am.” 5. And he said, “Do not come closer. Remove your sandals from your feet, for the place on which you stand is holy ground. EQ.

After the normal protocol with the chosen people, angels and Lord's, God raves on about Ab, Isaac and Jacob. Like a broken record taken off the shelf after 400 years not being played.

God says, "Okay, you have done the slave thing long enough. The Israelites are now a great number. It's time for war. You will go to your half brother, the Pharaoh, and make outrageous demands that he will have to deny."

“Makes sense to me.”

God promised the land of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Amorites, the Perizzites, the Hivites and the Jebusites, a land flowing with milk, honey and metal resources. We will kill ‘em all.

"Go tell the Pharaoh you are packing up and leaving. Tell the Pharaoh that God has chosen you to lead his people."

"You want me to be the leader of the Israelites."

"You and me, Moses. I am God Almighty. I can do whatever I want. Tell the Hebrew elders God is back from his 400 year holiday on Saturn and is itching for some terror and war and plunder here on Earth."

"Okay, so I am to say God sent me. We have many gods in Egypt. What name shall I say."

Vs. 14: "Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh." EQ.

Vs. 15: That shall be my name forever. EQ.

This, Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh, can be translated, the JPS tells us: “I am That I am”; I am who I am”; “I will be What I Will be”, etc. EQ.

And that is very cool. That is philosophy. It is the ‘breaking through to the other side’ as Jim Morrison sang for us. It is the primate embracing its future as the gods. Taking on knowledge, wisdom and awareness of being in the realm of the ever changing real. Knowing that it is and we are in it now.

"Go tell the elders the misery is over. Then go with the elders to Pharaoh. Tell a story like you talked to God and wanna spend a few days in the wilderness. But he won't let you so we'll do up some terror shows. When we've fucked with them enough, we will take all their silver, gold and clothing. When we are done with them, they will beg you to leave."


chapter 04

vs. 1: “What if they don’t believe me…” EQ.

“Oh, Moses, for Christ’s sake, why would anyone doubt you. Come on now, I and the Lord, I will teach you how to impress the multitudes and of course we don’t want the Pharaoh to believe you. We want him to think you are an arrogant asshole. We want to piss him off so we can terrorize Egypt.”

So that Moses can make his claim that he's God's humble servant, the Lord teaches Moses a few magic tricks. A bit of sorcery. The old stick into a snake trick and back again. The old hide a white glove in the shirt trick and the pour water on dry red sand trick.

But Moses didn’t figure he was up for all the talking that the job required and didn’t stop arguing with the Lord till the Lord was angry and finally offered Moses the help of his brother Aaron, who had studied public relations and stage performance. And most important to the project: Moses likely spoke little Hebrew, having spent much of his life in the palace. Aaron could speak Hebrew because he was a Hebrew.

So Moses said good-bye to his father-in-law, Jethro. And Jethro said, vs. 18: “Go in peace.” EQ.

God said, “Get back to Egypt, those wanting you dead are now dead. Go charge up the Hebrews with the sorcery I taught you.”

Vs. 22: Then you shall say to Pharaoh, ‘thus says the Lord: Israel is My first-born son. 23. I have said to you, “Let my son go, that he may worship Me,” yet you refuse to let him go. Now I will slay your first-born son.’ ” EQ.

So Moses sat his wife and sons on an ass and with his magic snake and disco glove, went back to Egypt.

But the Lord was pissed with Moses and tried to kill him that night. So catch this, Zipporah took a flint stone and cut off her son’s foreskin, touches his legs, scrotum. The penis of Moses. Not likely the penis of the Lord. And proclaims, “You are my blood bridegroom. So the Lord shakes his head and goes away. And she says, vs. 26: “A bridegroom of Blood because of the circumcision.” EQ.

I think what that means is, don’t drink Newfy Screech in the hot sun and if you don’t want the Lord to kill your husband, slice off your sons foreskin with a flint stone and ritualistically splash blood around.

Aaron and Moses kissed in the wilderness. Moses told him the plan. They told the elders. They all did their show for the 3 or 6 million Israelites. And all the Israelites bowed to Moses.

Vs. 31: and the people were convinced. When they heard that the Lord had taken note of the Israelites and that He had seen their plight, they bowed low in homage. EQ.


chapter 05

So Moses and Aaron popped in on the Pharaoh, “Our God, the Lord, says, let my people go slaughter goats in the wilderness a few days.”

“Fuck that. You think you’re in a fuckin’ resort or what. You’re fuckin’ slaves.”

Vs. 2: “Who is the Lord that I should heed Him and let Israel go? I do not know the Lord, nor will I let Israel go.” EQ.

“We gotta make sacrifices or he will attack with pestilence or sword.”

“Moses, Aaron, get back to making bricks. The Israelites are our work force. They out number us. Who the fuck will build and run our cities if you are all out chopping off each other’s foreskins and cutting up goats.”

The Pharaoh was so pissed at their outrageous requests that he told the taskmasters and foremen that the fuckin’ lazy Hebrews can gather their own straw for bricks.

Get the shirkers to work so they ain’t got time for stupid God stories and fantasies about freedom.

Finding straw enough fast enough was craziness.

A day runs into the next eventually and you still ain’t got all the goddamn bricks baked.

So there were many beatings.

General unrest.

Things were worse and everyone was crying and complaining.

The foremen were super pissed at Moses and Aaron. Their demands on the Pharaoh had backfired and made their slavery worse. So Moses went and complained to the War Lord.

Vs. 22: Then Moses returned to the Lord and said, “O Lord, why did You bring harm upon this people? Why did you send me? 23. Ever since I came to Pharaoh to speak in Your name, he has dealt worse with this people; and still You have not delivered Your people.” EQ.

We could take this to the present and ask the same question. Why are we still slaves, most everyone in very horrible conditions to the point of starvation and filthy drinking water.

War will not save us, however. The end of wars with their hate religions and the end of waiting for salvation might.


chapter 06

vs. 1: Then the Lord said to Moses, “You shall soon see what I will do to Pharaoh: he shall let them go because of a greater might; indeed, because of a greater might he shall drive them from his land.” EQ.

The Lord God is our unchecked ego. It is our, so often hateful, megalomania. It is the newborn god awakening in a too long enslaved and beaten beast.

“Hey, Moses. We’ll show the fuckin’ Pharaoh. I’m Meme, the God of your direct ancestors. I’ll take you to be my people, we’ll breed you 40 years and start fighting for the promise land. I will make you into a mighty army.”

Moses and Aaron tried to raise the hopes of the Israelites but the Israelites did not buy it. They were too beat from too much slaving.

Vs. 9: But when Moses told this to the Israelites, they would not listen to Moses, their spirits crushed by cruel bondage. EQ.

The Lord told Moses, “Go tell the Pharaoh to let you depart.”

“I can’t talk very well. Let’s get Aaron to do it.”

So the Lord talked to Aaron and Moses. Explaining yet again that they were not to give up, the horror trip was yet to begin.

The original mentions the names of the important to the Hebrew, Hebrews for Hebrew freedom movement. Our famous incest family.

Vs. 20: Amram took to wife his father’s sister Jochebed, and she bore him Aaron and Moses; EQ.

This of course contradicts your narrator’s notion that Moses was the son-grandson of the previous Pharaoh. But he, your narrator, does not recant. He can’t. There are all too often contradicting information’s. And in the end, one can make it mean what one chooses. For it is but a story. It is not history. And written history is also laced with fiction. But we digress.

Moses reminds us once again of his shitty speech. Complaining again to his Lord.

Vs. 30: Moses appealed to the Lord, saying, “See, I am of impeded speech, how then should Pharaoh heed me!” EQ.


chapter 07

Okay kids, Horror trip time. A true test for true believers. For the bloody horror story is truly unbelievable.

Vs. 1: the Lord replied to Moses, “See, I place you in the role of God to Pharaoh, EQ.

Vs. 2: You shall repeat all that I command you, EQ.

Aaron has to do the talking. The Lord tells them that the Pharaoh won’t listen and that’s how the Lord wants it for he is itching for a blood bath.

Vs. 4: When Pharaoh does not heed you, I will lay My hand upon Egypt and deliver My rank, My people the Israelites, from the land of Egypt with extraordinary chastisements. EQ.

They went to the Pharaoh again and did tricks with their rods; and the snakes ate the snakes of the Pharaoh’s magician’s snakes but still he was not impressed.

I think it is too early to suggest an underlying pornographic nature to the Torah so we’ll skip to the next morning. Moses and Aaron drop in on the Pharaoh as he is going to the river.

Vs. 20: he lifted up the rod and struck the water in the Nile in the sight of Pharaoh and his courtiers, and all the water in the Nile was turned into blood. 21. And all the fish died. EQ.

That’s nice.

Still vs. 21: … blood throughout the land of Egypt. 22. But when the Egyptian magicians did the same with their spells… EQ.

Hold on. How does that work. Everything is blood so what is left to turn into blood in this holy horror story.

The Pharaoh wasn’t impressed. So a week later, Moses and Aaron went back to the Pharaoh.

Vs. 27: If you refuse to let them go, then I will plague your whole country with frogs. EQ.


chapter 08

So the Lord, Moses, Aaron made a frog invasion. Up out of the Nile. Maybe frogs like blood and dead fish. The Pharaoh’s Magicians called up more frogs so that the place was full of frogs.

But the Pharaoh decided on protocol and told Moses to call off the frogs.

So they all died and were piled in big piles to fester and stink in the blasting sun.

Vs. 10: And they piled them up in heaps, till the land stank. EQ.

Maggot feasting. Becoming flies. Flying over to the frogs that were permitted by the Lord to keep living in the bloody Nile. The frogs had a feast of flies with blood soup.

And everyone waited with great anticipation for the next summoning of hateful sorcery from Moses and Aaron and their Lord God Almighty.

The Pharaoh decided against protocol after taking advice from his advisors who were by this time all agents of the War Lord of the Israelite army.

Lice were the next event. From Moses and Aaron and the Lord but this time the Pharaoh’s magicians fucked that one up and were left pounding sand.

Vs. 14: The magicians did the like with their spells to produce lice, but they could not. EQ.

Regardless, the Pharaoh said, “Fuck you, Mossass.”

So Moses does the full vermin insect attack. Devastating Egypt.

Vs. 20: Throughout the country of Egypt the land was ruined because of the swarms of insects. EQ.

The Pharaoh tells Moses to go do his holy sacrifices if he must but he must do them in Egypt.

Vs. 22: “It would not be right to do this, for what we sacrifice to the Lord our God is untouchable to the Egyptians … will they not stone us!” EQ.

And then, once again, like it was written to be, the Pharaoh once again says, “Moses, go fuck your self. Then get back to making bricks.”


chapter 09

vs. 6: … all the livestock of the Egyptians died but of the livestock of the Israelites, not a beast died. EQ.

Anyone keeping track on the amount of destruction in a land flowing with blood and money.

So 430 years of slavery and the Israelites still owned their own, protected from pestilence and hail, livestock and their own slaves. The Egyptians didn’t actually really own the Hebrews and all they had, or what. None of the math works here.

Sill Pharaoh’s War advisors told him to hold his position.

Next attack. Boils. Man and Beast. Though the beasts had already died at least once already.

Vs. 10: so they took soot of the kiln and appeared before Pharaoh; Moses threw it toward the sky, and it caused an inflammation breaking out in boils on man and best. EQ.

Still the Pharaoh said, “Mossass, eat shit. And bake bricks.”

So the Lord tells Moses to say, “Look Fuck. We could have blown you off the map. We wanted to terrorize, torture and murder you so we can be famous. World Wide famous. Holy murdering genocide incest freaks.”

So the same procedure as always and the Hail. Thunder and Lightening. More dead already two or three times dead animals and slaves, what slaves, God’s people.

Vs. 21: but those who paid no regard to the word of the Lord left their slaves and livestock in the open. EQ.

Well, fuck, the livestock was already dead and what slaves are not of the 3 or 6 million Israelites. In Egypt. For this horror story not at all based on history or physical reality.

Yet people continued to believe it to be the holy work of God. Because people are ignorant and illiterate.

Another disaster destroying everything yet again. Sounds like an early play station game.

“Kill ‘em all. Over and over again.”

So Pharaoh tells Moses to call off the hail, go to the wilderness.

Vs. 27: “I stand guilty this time. The Lord is right and I am and my people are in the wrong.” EQ.

Let that be a lesson, those with the most vile terror methods are in the right. Murder might is right.

And still, religious organizations are permitted to build houses of worship and collect money from the frightened illiterate peasants. And remain tax-free whores of the warlords.

Moses backs up and goes. Then once again the Pharaoh says no.


chapter 10

Now a little more mockery.

Vs. 2: … how I made a mockery of the Egyptians. EQ.

The plan was to fuck Egypt up for generations to come. The Israelites were done being fuckin’ slaves. They would kill until they had their own land.

Which eventually became the truth.

Even now, thousands of years later, they love their killing.

Nothing written is the truth.

Madmen subjectivity.

The story goes. Moses warned Pharaoh that the next attack was with countless locusts.

The Pharaoh is getting board with all the terror and consents to let all the Hebrew men go off in the desert.

“No. Everyone and everything.”

Vs. 9: Moses replied, “We will all go, young and old: we will go with our sons and daughters, our flocks and herds; for we must observe the Lord’s festival. EQ.

Pharaoh knew, like any six year old would, the buggers didn’t intend to go out for a few days then wander back to slavery.

So down come the locusts.

Vs. 14: Locusts invaded all the land of Egypt and settled within all the territory of Egypt in a thick mass, EQ.

Vs. 16: so that nothing green was left, of tree or grass of the field, in all the land of Egypt. EQ.

Again, the Pharaoh tells Moses and Aaron he was wrong, they were right. Please make the locusts go away. They said fine, but if you don’t let us go, next comes three days of night.

Vs. 21: … a darkness that can be touched. EQ.

Vs. 23: People could not see one another, and for three days no one could get up from where he was; but all the Israelites enjoyed light in their dwellings. EQ.

So how does that work. Was a big black blanket dropped on Egypt and only the Israelites had candles. The Egyptians had missed out on the discovery of fire. Has anyone ever stopped to question how absurd this fuckin’ horror story is. Anyone. Fuck.

Pharaoh then agrees to let the Israelites go but not the flocks. And that ain’t good enough for Moses and Aaron.

Vs. 26: - not a hoof shall remain behind: for we must select from it for the worship of the Lord our God; and we will not know with what we are to worship the Lord until we arrive there. EQ.

Again, the Pharaoh tells Moses to go fuck himself. Next time he saw Moses, he would die.

Moses gave him the finger and pranced out.


chapter 11

This is far out.

Many writers wrote this book. And failed to consort with one another before slapping it all together. Maybe it was planned that many things are slaughtered several times, but it seems very sloppy. All the animals are dead and even if they weren’t, they would starve to death and still they are to be slaughtered again.

Vs. 5: and every first-born in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first-born of Pharaoh who sits on his throne to the first-born of the slave girl who is behind the millstones, and all the first-born of the cattle. EQ.

Which only seems fair.

But let’s back up to another absurdity.

Vs. 2: “Tell the people to borrow each man from his neighbor and each woman from hers, objects of silver and gold.” 3. The Lord disposed the Egyptians favorably toward the people. Moreover, Moses, himself was much esteemed in the land of Egypt, among Pharaoh’s courtiers and among the people. EQ.

Right. Happy to have their land destroyed. Happy to lose all their livestock and have a river of blood, dead fish, rotting frogs and their children murdered. Of course they think suddenly, after hundreds of years finding the Hebrews abhorrent, that they are people of highest rank. Esteem.

Vs. 8: Then all these courtiers of yours shall come down to me, saying, ‘Depart, you and all the people who follow you!’ EQ.

Get the fuck out and stay the fuck out you murdering thieving maniacs.


chapter 12

Blood bath.

If you want a massacre to function smoothly, it has to be well planned. And you might want to take the opportunity, shortly before slaughtering the oldest son of every family of one whole nation, to.

Make some fucked up rules and rituals to remember the mass murder generations to come.

And praise the fuckin’ War Lord once again for his fine killing technology and technique. And make a calendar while you are at it so you can mark the day.

Passover.

Vs. 6: You shall keep watch over it until the fourteenth day of this month; and all the assembled congregation of the Israelites shall slaughter it at twilight. EQ.

“Take a baby goat or sheep, slaughter it. Follow baking instructions. Smear fresh blood around your door so the mercenaries that I bring don’t kill my future soldiers.”

Said the War Lord.

“Eat the meat quick, people, we got a mess of killin’ in front of us.”

Vs. 11: your loins girded, your sandals on your feet, and your staff in your hand, and you shall eat it hurriedly; EQ.

In the middle of the night, the Destroyers came with sharp, hard swords. And cut down the first born in every family.

Vs. 14: You shall celebrate it as a festival to the Lord throughout the ages; you shall celebrate it as an institution for all time. EQ.

So that they would be remembered as the great first son murderers throughout the ages.

Vs. 17: you shall observe this day throughout the ages as an institution for all time. EQ.

Build a fuckin’ Temple. A few thousand synagogues. A million churches. And mosques. Create with holy words of religious law the unholy trinity of continual war. Make the Federal Reserve Bank. Patent life.

Quick.

Vs. 29 The Lord struck down all the first-born in the land of Egypt, … no house where there was not someone dead. EQ.

After that, the Egyptians paid with their silver and gold and clothes and begged the incestuous children murderers to leave.

So the slaves, six hundred thousand men on foot, plus children. Moreover, a mixed mob, no mention of women, livestock, however and flocks and herds and cats and dogs and who knows what all. We are talking more than 3 million Israelites. Plus their slaves. Walking out of Egypt.

Payment, in full, for 430 years of slavery.

Vs. 32: “Take also your flocks and your herds, as you said, and begone! And may you bring a blessing upon me also!” EQ.

To consecrate this sacred slaughter and winning of a new master and a promise for land, they pranced around demanding circumcision or excommunication.

And all the Hebrews and their slaves did what they were told.

And the Lord marched out the Israelites.

Troop by Troop.


chapter 13

So off we go into the desert.

Vs. 2: “Consecrate to Me every first-born; man and beast, the first issue of every womb among the Israelites is Mine.”

There are those who believe Moses freed the Israelites. However, the demands he makes are those of a seriously disturbed megalomaniacal dictator. Remember, the only evidence of the Lord is the words of Moses.

Vs. 4: You go free on this day, in the month of Abib. 5. So, when the Lord has brought you into the Land of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Amorites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites, which He swore to your fathers to give you, a land flowing with milk and honey, you shall observe in this month the following practice: EQ.

And Moses starts with his 40 years of holy law. Holy war. Genocide.

“Milk and honey were their lies.” Jackson C. Frank

The Israelites are taught to obey all the laws of Moses and not question the Lord’s authority. The Lord and Moses are interchangeable words with the same meaning.

Vs. 12: you shall set apart for the Lord every first issue of the womb: every male firstling that your cattle drops shall be the Lord’s. 13. But every firstling ass you shall redeem with a sheep; if you do not redeem it, you must break its neck. EQ.

The same with sons. With a sheep.

Vs. 14: “What does this mean?” EQ.

It means the tyrants have made a tax system so that the rulers and the priests can live off the fat of slavery.

Then off they go through the desert at the Sea of Reeds. They decided to avoid the land of Philistines for fear that their 600,000 soldiers weren’t ready for war.

With the bones of Joseph, they, the millions of humans and animals started their wandering through the desert.

Vs. 22: the pillar of cloud by day and the pillar of fire by night did not depart from before the people. EQ.

And what was this. It was burning animal parts and fat.


chapter 14

The Pharaoh changed his mind again, the story tells us. After the 3 or 6 million walked off with all the silver and gold and clothes with the blood of every family in Egypt on their hands, the Pharaoh wants one last go at them.

Vs. 7: he took six hundred of his picked chariots, and the rest of the chariots of Egypt, with officers in all of them. EQ.

So how many is that. One thousand, two thousand, chariots. Let’s just say, 5,000 men. Say 10,000 if you want. Against 600,000 soldiers. And the rest of them.

Vs. 11: And they said to Moses, “Was if for want of graves in Egypt that you brought us to die in the wilderness? EQ.

Now the parting of the Sea of Reeds, otherwise know as the Rea Sea. Moses holds out his rod and the millions walk across. So a hundred kilometers radius of humans and animals. Are we to believe this, Mother.

The Sea of Reeds is not so deep. They could walk through it, but the horses and chariots would get stuck and lose their advantage. A few million people would quickly have them ripped apart. That might be possible. If you need the story to be true. It isn’t. Seas are not parted with sorcery.

The Egyptian soldiers were simply slaughtered. By the Lord’s army.

Vs. 31: And when Israel saw the wondrous power which the Lord had wielded against the Egyptians, the people feared the Lord; they had faith in the Lord and His servant Moses. EQ.

Your narrator finds it frightening that there are those who continue to try to fit this story into our physical reality. Rise up and expel your dictators and religious leaders. They sell you lies.


chapter 15

Now the war song.
Onward Jacobite soldiers.
We killed an army of Egyptians.
Threw the pricks in the sea.
I will build temples.
For the God of our fathers.

Vs. 3: The Lord, the warrior Lord is his name!” EQ.

Glory to the War Lord
He slaughtered our enemy
They drowned like rats.
I will kill all in my way.
I will strike them down with my sword.
Steal from them all they have.
Our War Lord
Is the Over Lord
No Lord is greater.

Our future enemies.
Tremble in Fear
For ever and ever.

The million or two women sang and danced to the new Men’s Club song of fear of the Lord and genocide to all not in the immediate family.

Vs. 20: then Mariam the prophetess, Aaron’s sister, took a timbrel in her hand, and all the women went out after her in dance with timbrels. 21. And Miriam chanted for them:

Sing to the Lord, for He has triumphed gloriously;
Horse and driver He has hurled into the sea. EQ.

Wasn’t Mariam also the wife of Aaron.

Vs. 26: He said, “If you will heed the Lord your God diligently, doing what is upright in His sight, giving ear to His commandments and keeping all His laws, then I will not bring upon you any of the diseases that I brought upon the Egyptian, for I the Lord am your healer.” EQ.

And thousands of years, wars would rage before any research was made into what disease even was. Here we must note that Islam was a little better in science and research even if their religion was still just more holy war ramble.

Vs. 27: And they came to Elim, where there were twelve springs of water and seventy palm trees; and they encamped there beside the water. EQ.

And for what were 70 trees good to the millions of slaves in the hot sun. Where animal and human waste boiled and filled the air with methane.

And still there are billions who don’t read but believe holy books.

A few days later, they ain’t got no water so gotta find some.

Vs. 24: “What shall we drink.”

Goat piss.

Had they not found water in the desert, more than 3 million people would die. Several million animals. They found a little pond, threw in a piece of wood to purify it and the millions drank.


chapter 16

From one wilderness to the next, they wandered till they landed in the valley of Sin with nothing to eat.

So, like any other creature on the planet, they wanted the situation changed.

vs. 3: If only we had died by the hand of the Lord in the Land of Egypt, when we sat by the fleshpots, when we ate our fill of bread! For you have brought us out into this wilderness to starve this whole congregation to death.” 4. And the Lord said to Moses, “I will rain down bread for you from the sky, and the people shall go out… EQ.

Vs. 13: In the evening quail appeared and covered the camp; in the morning there was a fall of dew about the camp. 14: When the fall of dew lifted, there over the surface of the wilderness, lay a fine and flaky substance, as fine as frost on the ground. EQ.

Vs 19. And Moses said to them, “Let no one leave any of it over until morning.” 20. But they paid no attention to Moses; some of them left it until morning, and it because infested with maggots and stank. And Moses was very angry with them. EQ.

On the sixth day they were to gather twice what they needed and boiled some up for the Sabbath because the Lord did not rain bread on the Sabbath.

Vs. 31: The house of Israel named it manna; it was like coriander seed, white, and it tasted like wafer in honey. EQ.

Vs. 33: And Moses said to Aaron, “Take a jar, put one omar of manna in it, and place it before the Lord, to be kept throughout the ages.” EQ.

And 4,689 years and almost as many wars later, some drunk, little boy fucking, priest lost it in an illegal poker game. To a pair of Jehovah Witnesses, who sold it to a pair of Mormons who ate it and vomited. It was quite dry and moldy.


chapter 17

So again we have a water problem. Which is bloody understandable with a few million people and many more animals. Camping in the desert.

Vs. 2: “Give us water to drink.” … “Why do you quarrel with me? Why do you try the Lord?” EQ.

Vs. 7: “Is the Lord present among us or not?”

But no never. Moses hit a rock with his rod and from this one spring, they supplied water for all.

And the complainers were stilled for another day. The Lord was with them.

Vs. 8: Amalek fought with Israel at Rephedem. EQ.

Vs. 9: I will station myself on the top of the hill, with the rod of God in my hand.” EQ.

Again, it could be wondered if there is a sexual connotation in this. One must remember that primates are mostly simple creatures and that such an action could show contempt for the Amelak army. Standing on a hill and jacking off while the Amelak army tried to hold back the millions of invaders.

Large numbers from both side were slaughtered but the Lord’s side won again, having put a nation to the sword, the Hebrews built an alter to commemorate a successful genocide.

Vs. 14: I will utterly blot out the memory of Amalak from under heaven!” EQ.

Vs. 16: The Lord will be at war with Amalek throughout the ages. EQ.

Ironic that they include the memory of Amalek in their holy book. But not surprising. It is more important to remember the victories of the genocide army then to forget whom they slaughtered.


chapter 18

vs. 5: Jethro, Moses’ father-in-law, brought Moses’ sons and wife to him in the wilderness, where he was camped at the mountain of God. EQ.

Moses bowed and they kissed before the people and went into their tent. Jethro assured Moses that a God that was so good a terror, genocide and plunderer was truly a great God.

Vs. 11: Now I know that the Lord is greater than all gods, yes, by the result of their very schemes against [the people.] EQ.

‘The people’ may mean, their victims. The Hebrew word is uncertain. What is certain is that we have made our history and religion from the grand battles we fight. Holding our grand leaders as majestic, even holy men. Holy wars. Holy genocide.

And for anyone still a little hazy on the whole thing. God-Lord-Moses, is all the same thing. God means. I am greatest. Holy dictator.

Jethro helped Moses set up an organized army.

Vs. 21: You shall also seek out from among all the people capable men who fear God, trustworthy men who spurn ill gotten gain. Set them over them as chiefs of thousands, hundreds, fifties, and tens, and 22. Let them judge the people at all times. EQ.

Sound familiar. It is our present day military police state with dictator rule. Sometimes masked as democracy. So when they talk of the New World Order, be assured, they are lying pricks. For it is not new.


chapter 19

vs. 3: and Moses went up to God. EQ.

That was in the wilderness of Sinai up a mountain.

Vs. 5: … ‘Indeed, all the earth is Mine, 6. But you shall be to Me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation.’ EQ.

“The world is mine. You can have Palestine.”

All the people cheered for Moses.

Vs. 8: all the people answered as one, saying, “All that the Lord has spoken we will do!” EQ.

He told them to wash their clothes. After 3 months trampin’ and killin’ in the wilderness, not a bad idea.

He warned his people not to go up the mountain. Or they would be killed.

Vs. 12: he shall be either stoned or shot, EQ.

On the third day of being clean, the people were warned not to go near women. Women would go thousands of years not being recognized as people.

In many lands still.

But let’s not talk of the men’s club hatred toward women. Let’s talk pyrotechnics.

Vs. 16: On the third day, as morning dawned, there was thunder, and lightening. EQ.

Moses and his War Lords, with their explosives, put on a show to scare the shit out of the idiot mob of millions. But really, it was just a storm. Thunder was, and still for some, the voice of God.

Vs. 19: As Moses spoke, God answered him in thunder. EQ.

Moses had to bring Aaron up the mountain later so that the thunder could tell him what to say.

There is something to be learned here about the foundation of the Jewish religion. Thunder. The voice of God. In older religions and myths we see the same thing. Fear and reverence for the elements before the understanding of the elements.

Religion and ignorance walk hand in hand.


chapter 20

Okay, for the few who haven’t caught it yet. God is a lie. He does not exist. It, the all of what is, exists but it ain’t any God of any written works. Ever. It is and we are in it. To do as we see fit. Or obey asshole dictators like Moses.

We will kill all those for generations to come who reject Me. Me is short for Meme. The name that we most fear to speak for Meme might not like it.

Vs. 3: You shall have no other gods besides Me. EQ.

Fuck you Me.

Vs. 4: You shall not make for yourself a sculptured image, EQ.

Not many holy houses are without them.

And to those who love Me. I’ll bless them. Especially their women hating boy raping priests.

“Don’t say my name other than in reverence.”

“Even the slaves of slaves have Sunday free.”

“Obey your parents if they fear Me.”

“Don’t murder anyone till you’ve been told.”

“Don’t fuck your father’s wife less he’s dead.”

“Only steal when plundering City States.”

Live the lie of Me but don’t lie about your neighbor. And don’t want to take any of his wives, animals or stuff.”

Vs. 15: All the people witnessed the thunder and lightening, EQ.

We call that a thunder and lightning storm.

After the shocking explosions on the mountain, the wandering army of destruction agreed, in principle, to the demands. As far as we know. But not likely long.

Anyway. They were still just making alters out of stone. The temples would follow even if God says to Moses not to take tools to the rocks of the alters. He didn’t say nothing ‘bout temples. And remember, don’t show your scrotum at the alter.

Vs. 23: Do not ascend My alter by steps, that your nakedness may not be exposed upon it. EQ.

Which means, don’t let a pile of rock see your dick and balls.

Come on, you sorry apes, give up your fear of God. It is a brutal fairy tale. Horror film. B-movie.

Awaken and use your evolution given brain and learn to perceive. Stand tall, look around and examine your environment.

Do not believe. For you will be deceived.


chapter 21

Okay you ignorant apes. Some more rules.

Vs. 7: When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not be freed as males slaves are. EQ.

Hang on one fucking second here. When a man sells his daughter as a slave he should have the living shit kicked out of him. And the prick that bought the slave as well. And what the fuck kind of a God makes laws about how to handle slaves. Jesus Fucking H. Christ. Is God an idiot.

If you have a slave and he hasn’t found his own wife so you get him one. After six years he can go free but not the wife or the kids because they still belong to you so he can agree that it is better to be your slave forever so he can stay with his family.

If you give a slave to your son because you don’t like having sex with her anymore and then he gets tired of having sex with her and gets married to his own instead, as in sister or cousin, then he still has to feed her or she can go free.

Vs. 17: He who insults his father or mother shall be put to death. EQ.

If you beat a slave to death, take care that he or she takes a day or two to die.

Vs. 21: But if he survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, EQ.

Eye for eye. Foot for foot. Penis for penis.

If you smash out your slave’s teeth, you have to let the slave go free. But not pay his dental expenses. And of course there is no such thing as assault because slaves are the losers because when their city got plundered and burned to the ground it was because they had a shitty god.

And if your ox gores someone more ‘n once. Unless it’s a slave. The owner and the ox get stoned.

To death.

Death for everything you do.

And you can like worshipping the god of death and none other. Our death cult rules.

Or you will be put to death.

I fear we have a few chapters of fucked up rules to plow through before we get back to murder, plunder, rape and genocide.

But don’t give up. There are things to be learned. This is the foundation of what they sell us as our law and order. Random rules from a mad and evil sacred death cult.

And your narrator will attempt to refrain from getting pissed off and adding too many subjective personal opinions. He will attempt not to insult the television watching, media drunk, wallowing in myopic mediocrity, pathetic slaves of mute obedience.

chapter 22

vs. 1: If the thief is seized while tunneling, and he is beaten to death, EQ.

No worries.

Many laws are about steeling cattle and sheep. Eat someone’s ox and they catch you, pay five. For a sheep, pay four.

If it ain’t eaten or dead then the payment is two.

If someone leaves money at a friend’s house, and the friend spends the money on cocaine and or weapons off the Egyptian black market, the friend must tell God and friend to fuck off and it’s likely okay.

Now when sexing up virgins without getting married. If you are caught the bride price must be paid.

Vs. 16: If her father refuses to give her to him, he must still weigh out silver in accordance with the bride price for virgins. EQ.

Prices vary depending on supply of virgins and demand thereof.

Any woman showing signs of insubordination to the military men’s club shall be murdered. Just call her a sorceress. No evidence necessary since there is no such thing.

Vs. 17: You shall not tolerate a sorceress. EQ.

No fucking animals. Domestic or wild.

Death to sheep fuckers.

Death to anyone not following the one true totalitarian God. Moses. The pope.

The big lie.

Anyone who annoys orphans or widows will be hacked to death with a sword. Priests excepted.

The first born of everything, including son’s shall be handed over to the fucking priests.

Vs. 30: You shall be holy people to Me: EQ.

Do always as you are told
Maybe you can grow old
Stop to question one word
Get cut dead with a sword.

Because I am Meme. Lord God Almighty. And I’ll murder you and your fuckin’ family if you are at all irreverent or insubordinate.

Because I love you.


chapter 23

Don’t kill people from your tribe especially if they didn’t do nothin’ bad.

Vs. 8: Do not take bribes, for bribes blind the clear-sighted and upset the pleas of those who are in the right. EQ.

Now ain’t that the truth.

Vs. 13: Make no mention of the names of other gods; EQ.

Because you’ll start thinking there are countless gods and might question the laws of Moses. And wake up and reach out your hand and take from the tree of life and live forever.

The first fruit yields are paid to the priests.

Vs. 14: Three times a year you shall hold a festival for Me: EQ.

The rest of the time you are free to work 6 days a week and pay your taxes. Forever. And when you come to these 3 parties.

Vs. 15: none shall appear before Me empty handed; EQ.

Vs. 19: You shall not boil a kid in its mother’s milk. EQ.

This sounds like a nice rule. Simmer with wine. Or roast over open fire.

After the Amorites, Hittites, Perizzites and Canaanites have been slaughtered, don’t bow to their gods and don’t forget to destroy everything. That way none of your women will be barren or have miscarriages.

I will terrorize your enemy. I will send plagues on their land. We will kill them all eventually because they are all evil.

Every last motherfuckin’ one of them.

Vs. 29: I will not drive them out before you in a single year, lest the land become desolate and the wild beasts multiply to your hurt. 30. I will drive them out before you little by little, until you have increased and possess the land. EQ.

Vs. 32: You shall make no covenant with them and their gods. 33. they shall not remain in your land, lest they cause you to sin against me. EQ.

Now if that isn’t a perpetual declaration of war on Palestinians, or anyone else on that piece of land, than I don’t know.

The question is: is peace possible before the holy war religions are abandoned.

Your narrator doubts it. And that is his reason for his attack on this book of hateful law and war chant.


chapter 24

vs. 3: Moses went and repeated to the people all the commands of the Lord and all the rules – and all the people answered with one voice, saying, “All the things that the Lord has commanded we will do!” EQ.

The people agreed to the terms of totalitarian rule. Rather than get hacked up by a sword wielding idiot soldier.

So Moses had another alter built, slaughtered some cattle. Filled up some basins with the blood. Sprinkled some blood on the alter and threw the rest of the blood over the people.

Vs. 8: Moses took the blood and dashed it on the people. EQ.

“You are covered in blood now, so obey my rules.”

Millions of Israelites with cattle blood dripping from them. Pretty fucking holy rituals these Israelites have.

Vs. 9: Then Moses and Aaron, Nadab and Abihn, and seventy elders of Israel ascended, 10. And they saw the God of Israel: EQ.

Now ain’t that an event: having a little visit with the God of Israel. And the God of Israel watched as they ate. They didn’t mention what he looked like. But obviously nothing too shocking for none of them lost their appetite for some wine and meat.

After the little supper with God, Moses fucked off up the mountain for 40 days to hang with God so that God could give him some basic rules, random references, to hammer into stone.

To make his law official. Forever.


chapter 25

So the war mongers are sitting around waiting for the next slaughter or another bunch of rules and the Lord Moses, high priest dictator of the huge Hebrew army, makes a request for gold, silver and a whole list of other precious products. To step up the luxury pace of Moses and his buddies.

“Make Me a fuckin’ sanctuary and a nice box so we can carry the rules around. You peasant slaves.”

Vs. 2: Tell the Israelite people to bring Me gifts; EQ.

Vs. 3: gold, sliver, and copper; blue, purple, and crimson yarns, fine linen, goats’ hair, tanned ram skins, and acadia wood; 6. Oil for lighting, spices for the anointing … EQ.

The list goes on.

Vs. 8: And let them make Me a sanctuary that I may dwell among them. EQ.

Vs. 10: They shall make an ark of acacia wood, … EQ.

Details can be found in the original if one cares to build it. A cubit is about half a meter.

Gold on everything.

Vs. 11: Overlay it with pure gold – overlay it inside and out – EQ.

Vs. 12: Cast four gold rings. EQ.

Vs. 13: poles … overlay them with gold; EQ.

Vs. 17: a cover of pure gold EQ.

Vs. 18: Make two cherubim of gold – EQ.

Symbols of angels, baby ones with duck wings, hammered out in Gold. Sounds much like what was forbidden not but a few chapters ago.

Vs. 23: … a table … 24. Overlay it with pure gold, and make a gold molding around it. EQ.

Vs. 26: Make four gold rings for it, EQ.

Vs. 28: … with gold EQ.

Vs. 29: … make them with pure gold. EQ.

Vs. 30: to be before Me always. EQ.

Vs. 31: You shall make a lamp stand of pure gold. EQ.

Vs 38: … fire pans of pure gold. EQ.

When we run out of Gold, we’ll plunder another City State.

Every Tyrant that presents himself as a liberator becomes a greedy demented dictator. Gold fever. The most destructive of all diseases.


chapter 26

vs. 1: As for the tabernacle. EQ.

Moses liked little angels stitched into his tent walls. And his tent was to be a grand event among the millions of Israelites with their modest tents.

Vs. 1: make these of fine twisted linen, of blue, purple, and crimson yarns. EQ.

For the walls: cloth about 14 meters by 2 meters.

Vs. 5: Five of the clothes shall be joined together. EQ.

Check original for details. About 10 by 10 meters, walls 14 meters high and the tent roof up from there. The ceiling with goats’ hair.

Vs. 14: And make for the tent a covering of tanned ram skins, and a covering of dolphin skins above. EQ.

That ain’t dolphin like what we get in our tuna nets. They don’t live in the desert.

Vs. 29: Overlay the planks with gold, and make their rings of gold, as holders for the bars, and overlay the bars with gold. EQ.

Vs. 33: so that the curtain shall serve you as a partition between the Holy and the Holy of Holies. EQ.

To be fair, for the Lord Moses, dictator over millions, the tent, though filled with gold and fine material, was not a palace. Just a really nice tent to show he was the Lord Moses. Lord of the wandering army of genocide and plunder soldiers and their families. And their slaves.

The future belonged to the greatest army. What now, mother killers.


chapter 27

I, your narrator, am convinced that most of the primates that hold this book for holy have spent very little time reading the bloody book. I find it embarrassing that my fellow humans are sold so easily an obvious brutal lie about a time in history, like now, where treacherous war rules the lives of all.

Living forever in terror of each other because megalomaniac War Lords want it so.

After we build the ark box and tabernacle, we build our War Lord inbred bastard a fuckin’ alter to go with it.

Vs. 1: You shall make the alter … EQ.

This is about two and a half square meters of adacia wood covered in copper. Copper to take the heat of the continual fire.

Vs. 2: Make its horns on four corners, EQ.

Again, images the Lord had forbidden. Cattle idolatry. The worship of cows.

Vs. 9: You shall make the enclosure of the Tabernacle: EQ.

This is 100 by 50 cubits. So about 50 by 25 meters. A garden bower for roasting meat on the copper alter.

Burnt offerings are not just religious ritual. They also feed the priest class. We’ll get to them straight away.

And when it’s built, the War Lords will need olive oil burning forever to honor them and their demented, infantile, murderous lies.

Have I offended anyone yet.

Moron.


chapter 28

vs. 1: Aaron, with his sons, from among the Israelites, to serve Me as priests: Aaron, Nadab and Abiha, Eleazar and Ithamar, the sons of Aaron. EQ.

The details of Aaron’s robe are handed down. And it is both an elegant dress and a ridiculous clown suit. And very heavy with all the carved stones with their names and gold and layers. Precious stones. Arm pads. Emblems. Tassels.

Vs. 33: with bells of gold between them all around: EQ.

So not only must Aaron look like a clown, bells ring with every step. Moses does not like Aaron and this will become more evident as we read on.

Vs. 35: that he must die. EQ.

If he isn’t ringing his bells, he will be ordered dead by Lord Asshole Moses. Has your narrator over interpreted. Perhaps. Just let the thought play through your mind that the Lord Moses is one hell of a bastard, inbred prick.

Vs. 41: … anoint them, and ordain them and consecrate them to serve Me as priests. EQ.

The priests must wear their elegant clown suits when they are in the tent of meeting like goats and cows wear bells around their necks. Not by choice.

Vs. 43: … so that they do not incur punishment and die. EQ.

Or, simply said, so that I don’t fuckin’ kill them. My precious obedient clowns. Kings fools. Court jesters.


chapter 29

Moses loved a good barbecue party. He ordered up a young bull and two rams, cakes and wafers with oil for the seven days of ritual to make the horned alter holy before God.

And pomp. There must be pomp with the hocus pocus. The waiters have to be dressed in clown suits.

Vs. 4: Lead Aaron and his sons up to the entrance of the Tent of Meeting, and wash them with water. EQ.

Aaron and the boys were then dressed in their pretty dresses to make them holy and give them the right to be priests. Serve the Lord his meals morning and evening. Forever.

Or until someone jumps up and shots, “You priests are a bunch of lying, killing, lecherous bastards. Whores of the warlords. Shut the fuck up.”

Which happens once in a while. We all know the story of Jesus Christ and his disdain for lawyers and priests.

They are always killed off, called anything, accused of anything, and most often publicly murdered by the state to warn others not to question authority.

Sometimes a new cult of lies is made from such characters. And it becomes a variation on the same foundation of fear and obedience.

But we stray.

Let’s get back to Moses smearing blood on the alter, Aaron and his boys. It’s how to ordain high priests and holy barbeques.

After the bull ritual slaughter, the two rams. The first ram is cut up neatly and burnt. The lord loves the smell of burning animals. In fact, that is why he made animals. With the second slaughtered ram,

Vs. 20: take some of its blood and put in on the ridge of Aaron’s ear and on the ridges of his sons’ right ears, and on the thumbs of their right hands, and on the big toes of their right feet. EQ.

Splash some blood around. Bloody crazy apes.

Vs. 21: Take some of the blood … and sprinkle upon Aaron … also upon his sons. EQ.

Jump up, turn around and spit. Repeat: I am a holy ape. King of the beasts.

Priest eat the best meat. Laymen can’t eat the meat of a priest.

Vs. 33: They may not be eaten by a layman, for they are holy. EQ.

Everyday, they needed more meat to eat. Every day they lived a life of decadence and held their millions of servants down with terror laws.

Like we still do.

After the seven days of bull and two rams rituals, then:

Vs. 38: two yearling lambs each day, regularly. EQ.

And of course, bread and wine.

Vs. 45: I will abide among the Israelites, and I will be their God. EQ.

And the same God of lies and random rituals is being used on the dumbfounded primates that haven’t learned how to use their brains and remain.

Still today.

Fuckin’ dangerously stupid.


chapter 30

Now make me an alter for burning incense. And use as much Egyptian Gold as you can collect from the Israelites. And in this alter you will burn a special incense. Be aware, if any fucker copies the holy mixture, so help him God, I’ll have his nuts.

On a plate.

Vs. 3: Overlay it with pure gold: EQ.

Wash it, the incense alter, with blood occasionally.

Vs. 10: Once a year Aaron shall perform purification upon its horns with blood… It is most holy to the Lord. EQ.

And wash your fuckin’ stinky feet before coming to the holy places.

Vs. 20: when they enter the Tent of Meeting they shall wash with water that they may not die: EQ.

Or, in simple text, I’ll kill you.

The incense is from 5 parts myrrh, 2.5 parts fragrant cinnamon, 2.5 parts aromatic cane, 5 parts cassia and a hin of olive oil.

That can be used to consecrate everything, Aaron and his sons.

Vs. 33: Whoever compounds its like, or puts any of it on a layman, shall be cut off from his kin.

With a sword.

Very sacred mix. Well, I must allow a short outburst to help keep my, your narrator here, sanity.

Lord God Asshole Moses, go fuck yourself, you big lump of festering donkey shit.

Now back to the Bible.

Do everything how I tell you, no matter how absurd, for I am your God.

And will fuckin’ kill you forever.

If you dare to question my authority.


chapter 31

vs. 6: I have also granted skill to all who are skillful, that they make everything that I have commanded you. EQ.

vs. 11: Just as I have commanded you, they shall do. EQ.

We are still up on the mountain, the Lord God Almighty and Moses. Or the Megalomaniac Lord Moses tripping on too much wine and red meat or the altitude or an inherited mental disorder from having his father and grandfather be the same person.

Again, we digress. We are back with Sabbath rules.

Vs. 14: He who profanes it shall be put to death: EQ.

Vs. 15: whoever does work on the Sabbath shall be put to death. EQ.

Spare the sword. Spoil the hoard.

Vs: 17: For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, and on the seventh day He ceased from work and was refreshed. EQ.

In truth, God was on a drinking binge those six days. On the seventh he had a hell of a hangover and needed a quite day. With no bloody bells ringing.

Anyone don’t like it. Kill ‘em.

Because He is the God of Genocide and is disgusted with everything he does and likes nothing better than to wipe it out.


chapter 32

The people were still not convinced. They started losing faith with Moses gone up in the mountain. Fuckin’ with his Lord.

They cried out, “Moses is gone. Aaron must make a new religion. Give us another God. One we can see.” EQ.

Vs. 2: “Take off the gold rings that are on the ears of your wives, your sons, and your daughters, EQ.

Vs. 4: This he took from them and cast in a mold and made it into a molten calf. EQ.

A baby cow.

“Here’s your new fuckin’ god. Worship it.”

So they did. And the Lord got wind of it. As they say.

“I will kill them all,” said the Lord.

Vs. 12: Let not the Egyptians say, ‘It was with evil intent that He delivered them, only to kill them off… EQ.

Moses argued that after dragging the fuckin’ army out of Egypt, it would be a waste and unnecessary to kill them all. What about your promise to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. Come on God.

“Oh, shit, I forgot.”

Vs. 14: And the Lord renounced the punishment He had planned to bring upon his people. EQ.

So Moses went on down, saw the calf and had a fit. Smashed his pretty little random law for idiots tablets and burnt the baby cow, the Gold one. Ground it into a powder, mixed it in the drinking water and forced his people to drink it.

But even if the thing was ten stories high, which it wasn’t on account Gold ain’t. A few million thirsting desert dwellers wouldn’t hardly notice.

Moses chewed out Aaron for letting his people get out of control.

“I’m gone 40 days and you make a new god. How are we going to get these morons to follow the one true one if they get a new one every time I go to the mountain.”

“Well, fuck. They wanted something to worship and you weren’t here.”

Then Moses jumped up and demanded to know who was still with him and his Lord.

The Levites came running.

“We are with the Lord with the biggest sword.”

“In the name of the Lord, go kill brother, neighbor, and kin.”

So they did.

After they had put 3,000 family members to the sword, the rest were ready to worship Moses again.

The next quote is very true and worth serious deliberation.

vs. 31: “Alas, this people is guilty of a great sin in making for themselves a god of gold.” EQ.

In fact, it may be the same word. Gold. God.

The Lord sent a plague to punish the Hebrews. Who, by the way, were not all from one family. One religion.

Vs. 35: Then the Lord sent a plague upon the people, for what they did with the calf that Aaron made. EQ.

Now, thousands of years later, we could speculate that living in a pile of shit festering with maggots in the hot sun could add to the possibility of a plague.


chapter 33

Then the Lord tells Moses it’s time to move. The various ‘ites’ were still alive and living in a land with loads of milk and honey. In the desert, the army had a little warm sheep and goat milk. Manna for the poor. Lamb meat for the priests.

The lord was still pissed at his people. Too bad the Lord was such a reckless idiot. Had he taken 12 days instead of 6, maybe his people wouldn’t be such a bunch of fools.

Vs. 3: But I will not go in your midst, lest I destroy you on the way.” EQ.

Vs. 5: “Now, then, take off your finery, and I will think what to do to you.’ EQ.

Easier than giving a few million people a spanking.

Kill a few. The rest obey.

Just like it’s still done today.

Moses had his tabernacle for him and his sex slaves pitched outside of camp so he could have load orgies without being disturbed by a few million humans who weren’t allowed to wear their gold jewelry that they had stolen from Egypt.

Moses spoke with the holy trinity. He. Me. Meme. Lord Hemememe. He, Me, We, tried to figure out what to do with the stiffnecked people.

Vs. 10: all the people would rise and bow low, each at the entrance of his tent. 11. The Lord would speak to Moses face to face EQ.

But then the Lord changed his mind, like he so often did. For he was a very uncertain Lord.

Vs. 20: He said, “you cannot see My face, for man may not see Me and live.” EQ.

So the Lord tells Moses to stand on a rock so he can walk by with his, the Lord’s, hand over his, Moses’, face, then Moses can look at his back.

And how is this significant.

Don’t fuckin’ question authority. Get a job and pay taxes.

Obey.


chapter 34

vs. 1: “Carve two tablets of stone like the first … which you shattered.” EQ.

“Hey Moses, this time when you hack out the God Laws, watch your spelling. Have Aaron, who can actually read and write, check it for you.”

“God, whatever. No one will ever read the fuckin’ things.”

Oh how wrong he was.

Moses went up mount Sinai after carving the stones and hiding them behind a bush. Up the mountain to hang out with his God again. The book says he took them us the mountain. Which would be very silly unless they were not heavy and he wanted to read them over and over for 40 days.

vs. 6 “The Lord! the Lord! a God compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, abounding in kindness and faithfulness... EQ.

Moses pleads with the Lord to not give up on his people. Not to kill them all.

Vs. 9: “If I have gained Your favor, O Lord, pray, let the Lord go in our midst, even though this is a stiffnecked people.” EQ.

I’ve only read this Torah thing a few dozen times so maybe I missed something but the quote seems to be an out right lie. The exact opposite of the nature of the God in question.

“I am awesome and will slaughter a half dozen nations, tear their godless, or rather false gods, city states down to the ground. Spare no one for they may tarnish your belief in me.”

Vs. 12: Beware of making a covenant with the inhabitants of the land against which your are advancing, lest they be a snare in your midst. EQ.

Just to be perfectly clear, this means kill them all. There will be the odd exception. The very young virgins will occasionally be kept as sex slaves.

Every first born is mine. No one is excluded. You can trade a sheep for your ass.

The Lord repeats himself quite often about blood rituals and the boiling of kids in their mother’s milk.

Vs. 19: Every first issue of the womb is Mine, EQ.

He told Moses to record the rules. 40 days with only wine and meat. 40 days of making random rules for the illiterate and the ignorant.

Moses was sun burnt from sitting drunk on the mountain thus the people couldn’t bare to look at his hideous sores. Just speculation based on physics.

So he covered his face. Unless he was in his tent talking to the Lord. Conspiring to make a long list of rules. To obey forever.


chapter 35

So Moses ordered the several million of his people together and told them the rules.

After that, he made it clear that he was personally accepting gifts for the Lord. Gold, silver and the usual. Like already mentioned back in chapter 25 onward.

“Build me a fuckin’ tabernacle.”

So everyone brought their things till they had more than enough to build the Tent of Lord Moses.

Than the servants of the Lord that had once been the productive slave craftsmen of the pharaoh, now worked for the Lord Moses. If they weren’t happy to use their resources and talents to grant Moses his every desire, they could have a sword cut their skull in two.

The Bible, or as we are only dealing here with the books of Moses, the Torah, repeats itself repeatedly and indulges in tedious details. Perhaps to discourage future generations from reading it. Even though it is law to read it every 7 years. Maybe its tedious prattle about details is an attempt to make it look like a real report of an actual event. No one would think to make fiction so tedious.


chapter 36

vs. 5: “The people are bringing more than is needed…” EQ.

vs. 6: Moses thereupon had his proclamation made throughout the camp: “Let no man or woman make further effort toward gifts for the sanctuary!” EQ.

That is to say. “Okay. That’s enough.”

So from the resources the several million had plundered, there was enough to build a nice tent.

And they did. They built a really nice tent for Lord Moses.

If you wanna build your own, the instructions are in the original. Twice.

You need a big open space, a few resources and cheep labor. For it is made with real God given craftsmanship. They tell us.

And of course, a shit load of Gold.

The details, again, are those from 10 chapters earlier. And unless you are building a holy tent for a Lord dictator in a desert with 600,000 soldiers and their families, slaves and livestock, I don’t think, your narrator, see any reason to elaborate further.


chapter 37

More tedious building instructions. Again a repeat from 10 chapters earlier. The one where gold was in almost every sentence. The writers are trying to tire us out. Make us frustrated so that we long for war stories. Sit in the holy houses and let the priests tell us what it all means. So we don’t need to read or understand. We can watch television and do as we are instructed.

The sad truth of it is, there is little meaning in this chapter, or many before and after, beyond the building of a tent. A tent of luxury. If gold is truly a luxury.

Gold Gold God loves Gold. Gold is God. The slaves kill, fight and work to collect Gold and all the luxuries of decadence that follows its luster. And hand the most of it over to the grand tyrants.

And if this Men’s Club, with its thousand variations and names, can sell the God lie as truth, they can kill the truth and the obedient servants will believe they don’t want to be free and they will be content to work for the man by day and die slowly before their televisions by night.

I, your narrator, think, instead of plundering one another over and over and the earth until it is suffocated all for a little added illusionary luxury for the very few, we could be doing something else. First, a little real added luxury for all. Start with the end of tyranny and the beginning of freedom. And still we have billions with filthy drinking water and little or nothing to eat. And this all because Moses, and the men like him, want a tent of luxury and power over the ignorant masses.

Fight ignorance and mediocrity for it is suffocating us, all of life.


chapter 38

Other than a few details, nothing new is revealed.

We are talking the finest woven fabrics and fairly impressive dimensions. And in case there are those who have just joined us and don’t know what a cubit is; it’s the length between the elbow of a man of God and the end of his finger. Which could be estimated, depending on how big the fellow was, at a little less than 50 cms.

It is a cultural disaster. The western and near eastern world civilizations are built mostly on lies and tyranny stemming from the bloody Torah. It has poisoned out languages. Perhaps it has helped to preserve them. And perhaps it has helped to catapult us away from such primitive ways of perceiving.

Since the advent of metal, however, we have been out of our heads fuckin’ obsessed with it.

And murdering each other over it. With it.

While we destroy paradise, throw away life, ignore our chance to embrace the tree of life and live forever.

Unless you are building an alter to the death God of Gold, there is nothing to learn in yet another chapter of pointless detail.

For each man over twenty entered in the census taking, a half a shekel tax was required for the taking of the census. 603,550 fuckin’ ready to kill soldiers. Three million primates.

Minimum.

Maybe over 6. They had no condoms.

Stir crazy, cooked in the desert sun. All terrorized into worshipping a fickle God of revenge; itching to rape, pillage and destroy everything in their way to their promised land.

This is what our western religions and much of our culture is made of.


chapter 39

How to clothe the high priests of murder, rape and plunder is discussed in this chapter. Once again. The making of instead of the how to be made.

As usual, when God is Gold, Gold is needed to make the costumes for the demons of dictatorship. The holy whores of the warlords.

Right about now, someone might think I got some kinda problem with Jews or Christians or Moslems or the whole of the unholy trinity.

Well, I, your humble narrator, do have a serious problem. Religion has made me what I am. And that is.

Pissed off. Raging mad at good old time religions not at all good enough. None of their variations good enough. All outrageous mind fucks. Hateful to women and hateful to those of other not good enough religions. Crazy cults. Random rules and rituals of dopy primates.

Mad at the behavior of tyrannical lying primates who call themselves men of God. Robbing from us understanding and wakefulness. Stealing a real paradise in a real heaven. Propagating the lie that heaven is not here and only for the select few in a place that can only be reached after death.

War sucks for everyone but the warlords basking in gold and slavery. And again, I will repeat, the propagators of religion are the whores of the warlords. Cheep whores.

The making of ornamented hats. Massive headgear. Clown suits.

Gold is holy to the Lord.

So Lord Moses and his friends will have it everywhere in the holy tent.

“Cover my shitter in Gold.”

If the people didn’t like doing what Moses said, they could have a motherfuckin’ sword in the head.

So they did what he said.

And after the terrorized slaves of Moses did what he said, Moses put on his prettiest dress and blessed them.

“That’s a good bunch of Slaves. Procreate.”


chapter 40

The Lord and Moses get to talkin’ again. Repeating the how to do the rituals in the variation of the actual setting up the things for which to do the rituals. The foundation of Judochristislam. Hocus pocus.

The tabernacle and everything in it was consecrated. Which means, declared, in the name of Gold, that it was holy. Then there was anointing with the holy mixture that was concocted in chapter 30.

Vs. 15: This their anointing shall serve them for everlasting priesthood throughout the ages. EQ.

Moses had Aaron and his sons, whatever happened to wife and children of Moses.

I’ll tell ya.

Moses didn’t want them around.

He wanted the power of dictatorship and the asses of little slave boys. That’s just speculation based on conduct of holy leaders over the last many generations. He likely raped little girls too.

And when Moses got bored with his drunken orgies of depravity.

They would brake camp and go off to the next place.

As a sign that it was time to go, Moses would let the cloud of burning animal parts and fat go away. And the millions would pack up their family tents and move from their field of piss and shit to find a new place.

And for a little relief from their conditions, they could look forward to rape, pillage, murder and destruction.

But don’t get too excited yet, now that Moses has a holy tent, he will feel obligated to hand down some random rules of conduct for his sun cooked multitude.

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